Dearest Jacko, what a beautiful African Grey Parrot you are, and what a delightful personality you have! You are quite the conversationalist, aren't you! You know just the right thing to say, no matter what time it is, who's there, or what is happening. Your dear people say you are the smartest animal in the world,and they may just be right! You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Jacko, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
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I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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