Dear Piper...

[wolf_Q]

Hey, Nebo here....Tonightz my mommy thought it would be "cute" to dress ME up as a bunny. She sayz I don't make a very good bunny. What am I doin' wrong?

First I waz wonderin 'bout those big thingz on yer head.....are those really earz? Are they s'posed to go UP



or DOWN?

[zippy-kat]

Hey Neboz,

Uz bunniez iz cutez so don'tz take offense to gettin' dressed uppiez like onez!

Ahhh...da earz...one o' da essentie-als ofz a well dressied bunz. I myselfz, varies da lookz to keep my momz guessin' aboutz my breedingz....

Some dayz I'm uppiez,


Some dayz, I'm a low earz,


And some dayz, I jist can't make uppiez my mindz,


I don'tz thinkiez it matterz too much howz you wearz 'em, jist as long as you havez dem!

Feelz freez to ask iffin' you needz more helpiez.

yer friendz,
PiPEr

[wolf_Q]

Thankz Piper! I think I like the uppiez better! I notized in yer pics that you have a wittle puff tail...what am I gonna do 'bout mine??

[zippy-kat]

Hi Neboz,

Well, as a rulez bunniez s'posta havez shortie tailz.



In yer case, you gotz shortie earz anda longerz tail. Iffin' anybunniez askz, we'll jist tell 'em that you usta havez a shortie tailz untilz someonez askidentally steppied on it. When you wentz to movez, dey were still standin' on it. It stretchied dat tail and shortied yer earz. So it ain'tz yer faultz ya gotta longie tailz!

PiPEr

[wolf_Q]

Okiez Piper!! Soundz good to me...den I'll give 'em the "Puppy-Dog" eyes! Speakin' of dat....Dogz got the "Puppy-Dog" look, what do Bunniez have??

[zippy-kat]

Hello again Mizzer Neboz,

Bunniez got sumpin's veriez similarz, it'z called da, "I want whateverz it iz you gotz in yer handz--especialliez iffin' it'z treatz" look....



Thiz iz real helpiefullz in gettin' whatz ya wantz.

Hoppiez diz helpz,
PiPEr

[wolf_Q]

Oh I must alreddy have THAT look down! I get lotza TREATZ! Treatz are good, but whaddya eatz for REAL foodz? Jus carrotz?

[zippy-kat]

Carrotz and spinachz and most of all parzley!!

I likez it so muchz, I smilez when I eatz it!



We alsoz likez bananaz.



Don'tz forgetz to beg for treatz when yer in timiez outz! It workz and makez 'em laffz if ya pressez yer noze thru da barz!

PiPEr

[wolf_Q]

I think beggin' for treatz iz made eazier when you are cute too! Everyonez sayz that BUNNIEZ are "cute and cuddly"....I think I'm good at dat no matter ifz I'm a dog *or* a bunny! Do ya thinkz this is "cute and cuddly" enuff?

[zippy-kat]

I tinks datz veriez cutez and cuddliez!!!
I triez veriez hardz to be cutiez but I'm not alwayz too biggiez on da cuddliez partz. Here'z a pic of me in a cuddlier moodz...



diz iz fun! do you havez any udder questionz fer me?

PiPEr

[wolf_Q]

Yup I havez anudder question fer you! What iz with all dis Easter Bunny stuffz? Look what my mommy did to me!

What iz so specialz 'bout the basket and eggz? Doez it involve treatz?

[zippy-kat]

I don't really knowz whut da basketz is aboutz. I likez to playz wif and chewiez my basktez...



I've heardz of sumpin calledz chalkolatez rabbitz but mom sez we don'tz like 'emz. She sez we don't eatz nuffin' datz made of foodz and iz rabbit shaped (unless it'z oatmeal raisinz cookiez) and I'm kinda gladz to hearz dat!

Diz is gonna beez my firstest Easterz so I don't knowz whatz gonna happenz.

Sorriez I couldn't hoppiez ya more on diz one, buddiez.

PiPEr

[wolf_Q]

Dis is my first Easter too! Mom sayz I can't have that chalkolatez stuff no matter what shapez itz in! *Yawn* All this bunny biznaz makez me tired.



Thankz for all yer help Piper!! These earz are itchy....*sigh* maybe I'll jus stay a dog fer nowz......when do we get our own Holiday??



Good night Piperz! Sweet bunny-dreamz!

[zippy-kat]

Bein' a bunniez iz hard workiez.



I'm surez you can accomplish diz taskz even if ya don't likez it muchz. And lookz at da bright sidez, you'llz havez a whole nudder yearz to praktise a'fore youz hafta doz it againz!

Good luckiez, Neboz! You'll doz wunderbunnyfullz!!

PiPEr

[Nomilynn]

I love it!!! so cute