Howdy Folks....well it's been a spell since I showed my southern self
at this site..reckon I have to come visit more often. I heard and read
that folks are wonderin what has happened lately...well I am here to
tell my side of the story....but first, I want to say to my 2 very good
friends Jennifer anf Thelma, bite me...ha ha ha...You both like me as
a crazy cowboy...Silly New Yawkers!! heh heh heh
Reckon i'll tell you my side of the story now folks, but first of all iffin
any of ya'll are near Matteson, IL....SEND HELP!! I am bein held against
my will....HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLP!!! This is goin to be long so stay with me
folks...or not...don't matter me none...heh heh heh...
Ok, now, I was sittin at my machine one evenin, mindin my business as usual,
when a silly lookin winder popped up on my machine, so I answered it. Some silly
gal from the southwest was thrownin herself at me (I am goin to get killed for
this folks) and threatenin to come see me in IL. Well, I was game on meetin
new folks so Angel came to see me, NAD NEVER LEFT....ugh! I have been trapped
in my celler for 2 months now...HELP!! send food, send beer, saddle up my horse
so I can ride off into the sunset. I got out once ya'll, and I went to the police
for a restraining order, but it didn't help much, I was right back in the celler..
lucky me....Anywho, at least Angel has been feeding me some decent vittles.
Anywho, I say again...HELP YA'LL...heh heh heh, I crack myself up sometimes.
I hope all ya'll are well.
--Augie & The Hoocher Smoocher aka Studly!Howdy Folks....well it's been a spell since I showed my southern self






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