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Thread: modern day fairy tale

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    I hail from South Carolina, but Texas is where I hang my hat :)

    modern day fairy tale

    Hey, I'm sure everyone's gotten this in an email before, but, I think it's pretty funny.

    Once upon a time,

    in a land far away,

    a beautiful, independent,

    self-assured princess

    happened upon a frog as she sat,

    contemplating ecological issues

    on the shores of an unpolluted pond

    in a verdant meadow near her castle.

    The frog hopped into the princess' lap

    and said: Elegant Lady,

    I was once a handsome prince,

    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

    One kiss from you, however,

    and I will turn back

    into the dapper, young prince that I am

    and then, my sweet, we can marry

    and set up housekeeping in your castle

    with my mother,

    where you can prepare my meals,

    clean my clothes, bear my children,

    and forever

    feel grateful and happy doing so.

    That night,

    as the princess dined sumptuously

    on lightly sautéed frog legs

    seasoned in a white wine

    and onion cream sauce,

    she chuckled and thought to herself:

    I don't f***ing think so.
    The idea that some lives matter less is the root of all that is wrong with the world. - Dr. Paul Farmer

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    don't breed or buy while shelter dogs die....

    I have been frosted!

    Thanks Kfamr for the signature!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Woo hoo! I have read that before, but but it's still good the second time around!

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