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    MAD COW DISEASE

    How to tell if your cow has mad cow disease...

    1. Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 Sauce behind each ear as cologne.

    2. She refuses to let you milk her, saying, "Not on the first date."

    3. Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.

    4. Your cow asks to be branded again but only if you'll wear something sexy this time.

    5. Your cow starts smoking the cowlick.


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    LOL Could be...

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    Two cows are out in the meadow grazing and enjoying the sun. Daisy says to Marigold, "Have you heard about mad cow disease?"
    Marigold answers,"Yeah, scary isn't it? Thank goodness we are frogs!"

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