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    Pet Humor (mainly dogs)

    Pets, when asked to change the light bulb...

    AFGHAN: Light bulb? What light bulb?

    GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?

    BORDER COLLIE: Right away. And I'll also replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    DACHSHUND: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

    TOY POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.

    ROTTWEILLER: Go ahead! Make me!

    SHIH TZU: Pul-leeze, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.

    LAB: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeasze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Please?

    MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

    COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee in the dark.

    DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

    MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

    HOUND DOG: Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z

    CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    POINTER: I see it. There it is. Right there.

    GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

    BEAGLE: Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

    SIBERIAN HUSKY: Light bulb? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp,and the coffee table, and the carpet under the coffee table, and...

    CAT: Yawn. Who cares? I don't need the light to see.


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    Aussie Shepherd--LOL!

    I used to have a little mixed breed dog who herded everything.

    Keep the fun stuff coming!

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    These are terrific!! I especially liked the cat's reply!

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    Ha ha!!! That is great and so "right on the money"!!!! I can just see that lab!!!

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    Ha.. ha.. that is so funny and so true

    Copper my hound is always sleeping and Hannah my beagle will eat just about anything she can get before I take it away

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    Ha HA HA

    did you make that up yourself

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    Thanks for the good laugh!!

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    So funny and so true. And, boy, the Husky sure does describe my Dakota.

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    That was great!! Especially the one about the cocker spaniel!!

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    LOL oh so true about hounds!

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    This is great!

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    Aly that is too funny, and SO right on! Of course I immediately recognized the lab and husky!! All of them were perfect!!!

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