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    Top 15 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

    I don't know if you all have seen this before, but here goes:

    TOP 15 DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS


    1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg
    humping.

    2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.

    3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

    4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all
    over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that
    your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

    5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

    6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

    7. Yelling at me for rubbing my a** on your carpet. Why'd you
    buy carpet?

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
    Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
    yet...idiot.

    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
    the truth, you're just jealous.

    10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

    11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why
    we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    12. When you pick up the cr*p piles in the yard. Do you realize
    how far behind schedule that puts me?

    13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
    surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.

    14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
    What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you
    tard.

    15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?

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    lol i've never seen that before..it was so cute! If Kai could speak, I definately see him saying that.

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    I've never seen this one before. It's pretty neat one. Thanks for sharing.
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    LOL, very kool

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    Re: Top 15 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

    5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

    6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.


    *giggles* those two cracked me up!!! #6 reminds me of Amy and KayAnn.. they've taught their dogs to balance things on their nose/mouth..
    You're the one sure thing I've found so you better stick around...
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    cute, but I dont think my dog would be saying half of though lol. she is too spoiled.

    1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg
    humping. *oscar used to do that befor he got neutered.*

    5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly who's walk is this anyway? * I let my dogs wander off the leash or on an extended one so they can look and smell everything mwahhh*

    6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. * I wish my dogs could do that *

    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
    the truth, you're just jealous. *LMAO*


    13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
    surprised when I freak out everytime we go back. * so true*
    Rainbowbridge- Tikeya 'forever loved'
    Owned By Luna, Prudence, and Raven

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    LOL I've never seen that before. Thanks for a good morning laugh.
    I've been Defrosted!

    Thanks for the great signature Kay!

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    LOL....that is soo cute. Thanx for sharing~! I love it~!!!

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    cool

    Thank you for the signature manda_moo87

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    Owen was at the vet yesterday, so this one hit home:

    13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
    surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.
    -babolaypo


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