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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2002

    ~*~ Joke Thread ~*~

    Here goes nothin...

    Barnyard Poem

    The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    We were alone
    Just she and I
    Her hair was brown
    Her eyes were too
    I knew just what
    She wanted to do
    So with my courage
    I did my best
    And placed my hand
    Upon her breast
    I trembled and shook
    And felt her heart
    Slowly she spread
    Her legs apart
    I knew she was ready
    But I didn't know how
    It was my first try
    At milking a cow.

    I thought it was funny...


    now she's slowly opening
    new eyes.

  2. #2
    I've read that before. I was like, "Oh no!" then I was like, "Oh,. I get it"

    I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running
    from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you.
    I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.
    - Jack Kerouac; On The Road

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Long Island, NY, USA

    Hehe, that got me. I was like "Oh God...wait...OHHH!"
    • Brittany (noun) - Brit-knee = Just a girl that loves her kitties.

    My furfamily (from top left, clockwise): Malley (age 10- "the Eldest"); Oreo (age 10 - "the Subway Jared of Cats");
    Bandit (age 6 - "the Sweetie"); Missy (age 3 - "the Scaredy-Kat"); *Rocky (age 2 - "the Baby"); & *Sophia (age 4 - "the Princess").
    And of course I can`t forget my beta fish, *Regulus, who is almost two years old!
    { * = my fur(and fin)babies; the others belong to my parents/sister but are of course part of the family! }

    RIP Lady, Sally & Floppsy. You will always be remembered; Mommy misses you!

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