Dearest Samantha, you are adorable indeed! What an absolutely stunning Amazon Parrot you are, with those gorgeous green and yellow feathers that blend in perfectly with the flowers and leaves around you. And what a nice story you have to tell! You're twenty years old, and you and your dear person have been together that entire time! And you're so talented. You speak two languages, three if you count "parrot," which of course we count! You can sing "Old MacDonald" and mimic most animals. You exchange barks and love with your canine housemate Gideon. You preen him and tell him you love him. A friend recently took pictures of you and Gideon, and now you're a DIVA, the perfect model! When your person's mom leaves the room, you say "Grandma, hello!" in your sweet voice and give kisses so mom will come back! You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Samantha, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Gideon and Grandma and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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