Dearest Doc, what a gorgeous Quarterhorse Paint guy you are! Your sleek brown and white coat is beautiful, and what a sweet face you have with those lovely big eyes. Your dear person brought you home just last month, and now you're training to be a barrel racer! And what a delightful personality you have! You're very loving and you enjoy attention, the more the better! You and your person spend a lot of time together, getting to know each other and learning all about the things you like and want to do together. You're already showing talent and potential for many show routines! You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Doc, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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