Dearest Taz, you are adorable! What a gorgeous Border Collie/Retriever mix guy you are, with that soft-looking glossy black fur and that sweet face with the lovely big brown eyes and the great big smile! You have such a delightful personality, too! You're full of energy, and you loooove to play catch. You live with your two dear kitty friends Pickles and Mirra, and you sleep in the bed with your dear roommate. She takes you out each morning and evening so you can run around. She says you're a really good dog, and without a doubt that is true! You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Taz, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear Pickles and Mirra and roommate and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games, with a special round of catch!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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