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    New pet talk joke thread

    Hi i strated a new joke thread you can post about anything here😁

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    Why not post a joke to start it off?
    I've Been Frosted

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    Ok

    What do you call a daschaund that loves Halloween?
    A hallowenie 😁.

    Want do call a dog that is half great Dane?
    A great Danish.

    Want to know how someone with foot fungus feels?
    Just step into there shoes.

    I hope those are funny 😬.

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    Hi.

    Ok heres mine thanks Rebecca for strating it off for me.

    What was the most popular rock band of the 60s?
    The beagles 😁😁.

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    Funny

    What did the cat name his son who was a mouse?
    Munchie 😁😁

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    I think this is funny

    What did the toilet say to the bathroom?
    I am flushed.
    I have a very dry sense of humor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebecca Hayley View Post
    What do you call a daschaund that loves Halloween?
    A hallowenie .

    Want do call a dog that is half great Dane?
    A great Danish.

    Want to know how someone with foot fungus feels?
    Just step into there shoes.

    I hope those are funny .
    Too funny!

    Star,Tigg'r , Mollie and the10 Gallon Gang!

    And my Rainbow Bridge Furangels...Jingles, Cody, Fritz, Chessa, Satin, Buddy, Lizzie, Oliver, Squeaker, Moonbeam, Rosie, Ruby~

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    These are two funny!

    OK! Here goes!

    What do you call crows that stick together? Vel-crows!

    What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!

    Star,Tigg'r , Mollie and the10 Gallon Gang!

    And my Rainbow Bridge Furangels...Jingles, Cody, Fritz, Chessa, Satin, Buddy, Lizzie, Oliver, Squeaker, Moonbeam, Rosie, Ruby~

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    Great since o humor

    How funny,
    This might sound demented

    What do call a man in a pool with no arms or legs?

    Bob😁

    What do call a man who stubbed his toe?
    Robortoe

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