Dearest Thor, you are utterly adorable! You're the cutest thing with that soft-looking fluffy mostly-black fur and that sweet face with those perky ears and lovely big dark eyes. I'm sorry to learn of your dear bunny-predecessor's death last August after your dear person-to-be had raised him from age two months. He/she was distraught and knew she needed another rabbit in her life. She searched online, and you turned up on petfinder.com. She fell in love, met you at the shelter the next day, and filled out the paperwork. And four days later she brought you (and another bunny that I hope we'll meet here some day) Home to your new Permanent family! Your breed is a mystery, but that's fine. They just say you're a Mutt-of-a-bunny! You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Thor, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and bunny housemate and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats. We know your dear bunny-predecessor Angel is rejoicing with you at the Rainbow Bridge!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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