Dearest Shrek, you are super sweet indeed! What a beautiful Pastel Ferret you are, with that soft-looking coat of many colors and that sweet face with your cute pink nose and long, LOOOONG curly whiskers and lovely big dark eyes. Your dear person saw your picture, and it was love at first sight! She/he couldn't resist, and she had to get you. You were her first ferret, and now she has three! You love tunnels and playing with your ferret-mates. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Shrek, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear ferret-mates and person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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