Adorable Earl!
Dearest Earl, what a precious albino ferret you are! You are so cute with that fluffy white fur and the pink nose and eyes. You have quite a story to tell.. first found on the highway, then given away by one family after their other ferrets picked on you, and finally finding your delightful perfect family and permanent home! Now you are living the wonderful life you deserve (and deserved all along). You have lots of love and good care and tasty food and places to explore. You like to sleep on people's laps, and you sleep with your dear special friend each night. Once you bit the family's pet chicken, but now you and she are kept apart. You and all your family members love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Earl, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and chicken pal and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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