Dearest Abby, what a gorgeous, sweet-looking Guinea Pig/Cavy you are! Your golden fur and red eye show off your beauty very well, and you have the most delightful personality, too. You are full of energy and make your dear person smile with all your antics, such as rearranging your furniture after your person cleans your cage! You and she/he love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Abby, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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