Dearest Kurty, aren't you ever the handsomest dude there, stylin'! All the kitty-clothing companies are going to be signing you on as head model before long!
Thank you for sharing all these great photos with us. You look so good in all your different outfits and then just lying on your back relaxing.. are you inviting a tummy-rub in that photo? I would be delighted to give you one (only if you like tummy-rubs, of course), and to pet you too.. If only I could reach through the screen over to Madison! Well, I can't, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrson will rub that tum (only if you like tummy-rubs, of course) and pet you for me .
And what a delightful tale you have to tell! You're affectionate, sweet, playful. You enjoy playing fetch and drinking water from the tap and being talked to. You love to play with plastic shopping bags... and GOOD, EXCELLENT WORK to your Purrrson for cutting the handles so you don't get caught in one and choke! You have been your dear Purrrson's best friend for the last five years, ever since you were a kitten. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Kurty, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrson and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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