Why do spammers ...

[Karen]

Recently spammers have been sending a "how to grow hair" email - I mean, really? Have they taken a look at my mop? I hardly need to grow MORE of it!

[aTailOf2Kitties]

I get so many spam emails from Match.com and Christian Mingle that I will never ever use them, even if I was single.

[Karen]

Why do spammers now assume I'd want a Chinese bride, when I never have responded to any of the offers of Russian Brides or other Asian brides over the years? I wonder if my Russian-American niece-in-law gets those, too!

And why have they all of a sudden decided saffron, of all things, is the next diet miracle? It happens to be the given name of my new music director's little daughter, who is 2 1/2 years old and bright as can be, and I just don't associate her with weight loss!

[Karen]

Okay, why oh why do spammer assume I'd be interested in Match.com - or other dating sites? Been happily married for many years now, not interested, and don't foresee ever being so! This seems to have replaced the v!agr@ spams ... Although I am now getting "mash patch" injury spams, when I'd never even heard of whatever it is!

[Karen]

It is annoying that spammers assume I am diabetic (never have been), single (not for 27 years) and telemarketers have been leaving messages saying "If anyone in your household is over 60 ... which we are not ... maybe some of our furniture is, but ...

[smokey the elder]

A little OT but in spite of being on the Federal Do Not Call list I get approximately 10 robocalls/week.

[phesina]

A little OT but in spite of being on the Federal Do Not Call list I get approximately 10 robocalls/week.

Me too, and at least 10 calls a week.