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  1. #46
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    eddie says,

    Originally posted by Barbara


    at Christmas only
    i get all the yummy stuff
    i'd like every day

    filou, good for you!
    treats from your mom, my dad
    tries, i'm too picky

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    Tigris says I don't
    want all that human food that
    Filou is craving

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    tigris, it's o.k.
    to eat human food, just don't
    eat at Mac donald's

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    eddie you're clever
    i'll follow your advise
    regarding my meals

    Filou gets human
    food I get cat food but no
    hamburgers for us

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    dad gives me some ham
    i like the cheese on cheetos
    but i love Whiskas!

    --------
    i run thru the house
    at night-cat on a mission
    to keep dad awake

    --------
    i love warm clothes straight
    from the dryer- what is with
    all the dark colors?

    it seems all my white
    fur comes off and sticks to his
    clothes for tomorrow.

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    Snowing, cold outside
    Why do you open the door?
    No frozen paws here!

    I stare at wild birds
    From my cozy windowsill
    Could I catch them? Yes!

    I am far too smart
    To leave my warm spot just for
    Some scrawny sparrow

    I heard that sparrows
    Taste better in warm weather
    So why freeze my toes?

  7. #52
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    Karen that's great.
    This thread here is so much fun.
    The cats love it so.

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    frozen paws make me
    pause, I'd rather stay in bed
    all day long with you

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    humans are crazy
    they dress up to go outside
    to get wet and cold

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    why can't humans have
    xmas spirit all year long?
    all of us cats do!

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    why work for scrawny
    sparrows? mom will open a
    can of food for me!


    Wait a second! canned
    food? sparrows? i want the good
    food that Filou gets.

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    put my paws on the
    food- not on scrawny sparrows
    i'm killing mangoes

    cold snow has no food
    my dinner comes from foreign
    countries like my soul

    BTW: Filou only likes mangoes that come ripe from the countries where they are grown -we brought them from South East Asia or Mexico -sorry he's like that

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    filou has gourmet
    tastes-mango! salmon! all my
    food comes from a can.
    ----
    a cold sparrow snack
    doesn't have the same taste as
    some of dad's sandwich

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    Tigris' song

    i love both of you
    i push my head in his face
    and my butt in yours

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    cat rear maybe a
    sign of love but i prefer
    the end with whiskers

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    is a cat's tail an
    independent entity
    or his other side?

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    cat tales

    dozing on the bed
    my tail keeps time to music
    that only i hear
    -------
    you laugh at my rear
    laugh if you want i have seen
    you naked before
    -------

    the tale of my tail
    is very simple, let me
    explain, it's "THE END"
    -------
    a manx will never
    know the fun of putting their
    tail in owner's face
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    my tail tells a tale
    every time i walk up to
    you, pay attention!

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