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Thread: Pet haircut vs people haircut.

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Delaware, USA - The First State/Diamond State - home of The Blue Hens

    Pet haircut vs people haircut.

    This sign is posted at the groomer I take Myndi & Sparky to. Too cute to not share......

    Top 10 Reasons why it costs more to get your pet groomed - than your own haircut:

    10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
    9. You don't go 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair.
    8. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim.
    7. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears.
    6. Your hairdresser doesn't remove the boogies from your eyes.
    5. You sit still for your hairdresser.
    4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
    3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
    2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.

    And the #1 reason:

    1. The liklihood of you pooping on your hairdresser is pretty slim.
    Wolfy ~ Fuzzbutt #3
    My little dog ~ a heartbeat at my feet

    Sparky the Fuzzbutt - PT's DOTD 8/3/2010
    RIP 2/28/1999~10/9/2012
    Myndi the Fuzzbutt - Mom's DOTD - Everyday
    RIP 1/24/1996~8/9/2013
    Ellie - Mom to the Fuzzbuttz

    To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
    Ecclesiastes 3:1
    The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
    To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
    Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
    Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
    ~~~~true author unknown~~~~

  2. #2
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    Jun 2005
    Deep-N-Heart of Tx && My Babie's Hearts
    That is just too Funny & So True.. Cute Cute..

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  3. #3
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Northern cyberspace
    That was just too cute...and so true. Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.
    Hanging up the boxing gloves and retiring....

    I've been frosted--- thank you Cassie'smom

    I've been Boo'd----

  4. #4
    LOL I plan to send that to my dad, as he has to get Buttons done several times a year, or if grandma spills something sticky on his head lol

    I'll never forget the time dad said he found a green bean on Button's head LOL

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Waltham, MA, USA
    I'll have to bring this with me tomorrow when I go for a long-overdue haircut. My hairdresser, no surprise, is an animal person, two dogs and an elderly kitty, so she will appreciate this!
    I've Been Frosted

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Methuen, MA; USA
    OH my that is GREAT! LOL

  7. #7
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    Mar 2002
    Ohio, USA
    That's too cute not to share!

    Huney, Bon & Simba-missed so very much
    Remembering all the Rainbow Bridge Pets

  8. #8
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    Oct 2005
    Central NY
    LOL, I love # 1! Way too cute.

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    Hope Miz Amy - wolf_Q - sees this!

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Too funny and too true! Love it.

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    SE USA
    THAT is priceless! I sent it to my Captain... he complains about the cost of having his dog groomed all the time! This is PERFECT!!

    Special Needs Pets just leave bigger imprints on your heart!

  12. #12
    That's great, I needed that smile today

  13. #13
    Love it!

    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Hee hee....very good

    "I'm Back !!"

  15. #15
    My three boys are at the vets now getting their haircuts. I took them all together because when they go at different times of the month the one who just got the cut is made fun of and is very self concious of his looks.
    It takes a while for them to grow into their personalities again. Sometimes I think the more hair the more attitude, dude.

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