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Thread: Random thoughts for a Friday afternoon. . .

  1. #1
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    Mar 2009
    Largo, FL

    Random thoughts for a Friday afternoon. . .

    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

    15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

    16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

    19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

    20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

    When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain

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    Jun 2005
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    Those are All so Good.. I will have to share with my fellow employeess.. I like Loved the last one..

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    I so needed that today.

  4. #4
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    Apr 2001
    indianapolis,indiana usa
    My first belly laugh of the day. Thanks for sharing these.

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted

    Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.

    Eleanor Roosevelt

  5. #5
    lol I've seen this before... but no matter how many times I've seen it it STILL makes me laugh.

    on google maps directions you USED to be able to search for directions on how to get from say... Lancaster, PA to paris France and the instructions included "swim across the ocean" lol

    R.I.P my dear Sweet Teddy. You will be missed forever. We love you.

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    Oct 2002
    Orlando FL

  7. #7
    Um, #7 is a necessity for me. I'm one of the directionally challenged. I'm not kidding. Really. Love all the rest of them, too, but I take issue w/#19. My freezer does have a light. And I love #13. Here all this time I thought it was me!

    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catherinedana View Post

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    Unless ... it's that moment when you realize that the OTHER Guy
    realizes that YOU Know that you're wrong.

    That's a Double-Suck moment.

  9. #9
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    Nov 2006
    This is great! I am in fact living #11 today!! I just said earlier how I haven't accomplished a single thing today. And my freezer also has a light.
    Our goal in life should be - to be as good a person as our dog thinks we are.

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  10. #10
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    Aug 2006
    Methuen, MA; USA
    Great! But #12? Fantastic!

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    Apr 2005
    Fort Wayne, Indiana
    How very cute! I love them all! I will have to share with others. Thanks for sharing.
    Proud Meowmie of Sasha

    RIP sweet Tabitha, my heart kitty. You are loved and missed every day. 1988 - 2010

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    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Illinois, USA
    I am totally with #5! How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I half fold, half roll it.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!

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