[Dear You. . .]

[cassiesmom]

Dear Property Manager,

Maybe I did not communicate my question clearly in my e-mail, but I didn't understand your answer. It gave me the impression that maybe you aren't sure of the answer, or you're just not interested in what I am requesting. Either way, you have reinforced to me that I no longer want to live in a place that has a property manager or a homeowners' association. I am going to start clearing out, fixing up and let another owner have the joy of dealing with this whacked-out place.

Signed,
Frustrated Resident Owner

[cassiesmom]

Dear Macy's on State Street,

My calendar says September. It was 95 degrees out yesterday. People are still wearing shorts. School just opened a couple of weeks ago. Why on earth do you already have your Christmas shop open?! Must you push the season that much? I could go either way on Halloween, but I happen to love Thanksgiving. Please don't rush Christmas on me.

Signed,
Someone who is not Christmas shopping yet

[Casper]

Dear Snowball,

Thank you for FINALLY accepting Khaith back. You two used to be inseparable before Khaith got sick and had to be quarantined, then when he got better you suddenly couldn't be in the same room as him without majorly picking on him. I was starting to think we would forever have a divided family, and I hate seeing you in a room by yourself. Hopefully that is all in the past now. You two have been back together for 48 hours now with absolutely no fighting... not even a single hiss! Now I just gotta introduce the lady cats back to you and we'll be a big, happy family again!

[RICHARD]

Dear whoever passes out good days..

Thanks for letting me feel good for the first time in weeks.

I really appreciate it.

r

[cassiesmom]

Dear Emmy award show producers,

Carrie Underwood's performance of "Yesterday", in recognition of the 50th anniversary of the Beatles' first American television appearance, was not very good. I'm not quite sure what was wrong; maybe she couldn't hear the orchestra well. Why didn't you ask Sir Paul to perform his own song?

Thank you,
Fan of music and history

[Casper]

Dear Local Renters,

Today starts my search for a new place to live. I've got my numbers all ready to call and I am hoping for at least ONE of you to allow pets. I don't blame a lot of you for not wanting to rent to pet owners, but just give me a chance and I won't let you down! We'll be the best tenants you've ever had.

Sincerely,
A Hopeful Future Tenant

[lolli94]

Dear Monday,
Thank you for passing quickly!

Dear lower-back,
Please, please stop hurting! I'll get out of this office chair and go home soon.

Sincerely,
Brit