Dear Cheesecake Factory,

I LOVE the new restraunt you built by the local mall, honestly. But why everytime I go I get sick to my stomach from all you amazing food? I always OVER-EAT there. Make it stop!! My advice-don't give bread before the meal LOL.

happy and sick costumer

Dear work,

Can you just call and say I have the day off, please? I don't feel good! Can I go home early PLEASE???