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  1. #361
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    Jesus and the apostles walk into a bar.

    The bartender asks Jesus what he would like...

    Jesus turns to the apostles. winks an replies, "Thirteen glasses of water and one fish sandwich!"
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    I saw Matthew McConaughey in Hollywood driving, I was waiting on the corner for a friend when I noticed him....A minute later he came back around the block!

    A few minutes later he drove BACK around - He made 6 more trips until he got stopped by the signal. He had his window down and I managed to hear his GPS giving him instructions.......




    "All Right, All Right, All Right...."

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    When Harrison Ford got his pilot's license he had to fly "Solo".

    How would Harrison Ford do flying the Millenium Falcon?

    After the crash, there was no word on how Chewbacca was doing?
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Q: What kind of waves do you find on small beaches?
    A: Microwaves
    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Q: What does a chromosome like to wear?
    A: Genes
    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Two brothers aged 13 and 11 are called to come down stairs for breakfast. When they get to the kitchen table their mom asked what they would like. The 13 year old says 'Awe geez, how bought some F'ing Cheerios Ma'? He doesn't see the blur until moms hand slaps him across the face and she proceeds to whack him with a mixing spoon all the way back up stairs until he gets to his room.

    Now, back in the kitchen, she turns to the 11 year old and says 'And what can I get you for breakfast, mister?' Whimpering, the 11 year old says, " I sure don't want any [email protected] Cheerios"

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    That's was funny!!!

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    Good one, Cat Daddy!
    "I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy." -- Mitch Hedberg

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    "Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes." -- author unknown
    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    "Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes." -- author unknown
    Love it! I have to get me those shoes.
    Willa (5/1/1997-3/17/2018)

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