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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006


    Just in time for the baseball season..........
    Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's season opener sitting in the first
    row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.One
    of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something
    to Bill.At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at
    the agent, and shakes his head "no." The agent then says, "Mr. President, it
    was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team
    to the bat boy."

    Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him
    the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If
    that is what the people want. "C'mere Hilly baby..."With that, Bill gets up,
    grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and
    tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing,
    screaming, "Bill you!*%$%**!!!.."
    The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering,
    hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.
    Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the
    agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much
    everyone would enjoy that!"
    Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
    The agent replies, "Sir, I said, "they want you to throw out the first

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Land of the Lost
    Thank you Amy!

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    I've been Boo'd!

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