Dearest Daisy, you are darling indeed! You're absolutely stunning, so beautiful with that long, fluffy black fur that looks so very soft, and that sweet face with those lovely big dark eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! You're very special to your dear person because you're so loveable! You greet her/him each morning with a nose twitch and a desire to be petted. You love to play with her/him and chew her slippers, and you really go for chocolate-flavored rabbit treats! You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Daisy, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of those chocolate-flavored rabbit treats!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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