Dearest Puck, what an utterly beautiful, adorable bunny you are! You're so pretty, with that fluffy brown and white fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with the little pink nose and cute perky ears and lovely big blue eyes. And what a sweetheart you are! You're full of energy and make your dear person smile with your antics. As she/he says, you're "a very lively and busy bunny." She/he finds it so much fun to watch you. She says you're so funny when your belly and mouth are all black instead of white after digging holes in the garden! Then, after a busy day, it's time for a nice nap on your side in your little basket! You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Puck, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats and a special serving of raisins!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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