Dearest Molly, what an utterly gorgeous Tuxedo Shorthair girl you are! That fur is so sleek and shiny and looks so very soft, and you have the sweetest face with those long, LOOONG black at the start and then white whiskers and eyebrows, and that white blaze between your eyes and then down your nose to make a little white mustache below your black nose, and those lovely big pale-green eyes. You are absolutely stunning in all those great photos, and thank you for sharing them with us! I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Newcastle upon Tyne in the UK to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrents will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You are such a sweetie with that cute little "hello!" meow. You like to come to bed with your dear Purrrents for strokes and cuddles, and to lie between them when they watch TV. You enjoy playing with milk bottle caps, pouncing on them and then bringing them to your Purrrents. When Meowmie takes a bath you sit by the tub for strokes, then lie down and go to sleep. You like your Purrrents to turn on the loo basin tap for a drink. You don't like to be picked up, but when you're already lying down you love being stroked and petted. You purr loudly with that cute 'chirp' you make when you're really happy. You and your dear Purrrents love each other dearly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Molly, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrents and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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