Death Howls out in Public!!
I
USED to trim Cinder & Smokey's nails after a swim ... soft nails cut easier.
Favorite spots were the Big Lake Parks ... swim ... then sit on a picnic table
and <clip> <clip> <clip>.
Cinder was always "pretty good" and quiet; SmokeMutt was a *whiner* and a paw-puller,
but we managed without a major disturbance ... till ...
One Phine Day ~~~
Swimmin completed, we adjourned to the Lake Milton Marina & Picnic Park.
Finished off Cinder's <clippin> without any big (or noisy) problems ...
OK, Smoke, hop up - you're next ...
<clip> =
*yipp*
<clip> =
*YIPP*
<clip> =
*YAPP*
<clip> =
**YIPP**
<clip> =
*YEEE-OWLLLL*
<clip> =
*WHIIIINE*
It was starting to hurt my ears.
And I felt a *burning* sensation on the back of my neck ...
I Looked Up =
We'd drawn an ANGRY Mob!
Must have been 20+ UPSET Picnickers assembled in the trees - *STARING*
at the
Brute Abusing his poor dog!
I **sssstammered** "I'm JUST clipping his nails ..."
<mumble> <grumble> <Where's a Ranger> <Call the Cops> <and worse>
OMG!
We left in a hurry!
NOW we <clip> nails in the relative privacy of our own Basement!
/s/ the Brute
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