Dearest Max, what a marvelous rabbit you are, indeed! You are absolutely beautiful, with that grey and white fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with the cute pink nose and lovely big dark eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too. You and your young friend Konrad have a great time together! After he finishes his homework, he feeds you and plays with you. He feeds you again later before you both go to sleep. You and he love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Max, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Konrad and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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