How to tell if your cow has mad cow disease...
1. Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 Sauce behind each ear as cologne.
2. She refuses to let you milk her, saying, "Not on the first date."
3. Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.
4. Your cow asks to be branded again but only if you'll wear something sexy this time.
5. Your cow starts smoking the cowlick.
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