Dearest Snoopy, what a beautiful Lionhead Rabbit you are! You're so pretty, with that fluffy white fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with those lovely big blue eyes. You have the most delightful personality! You're full of energy and make your dear person smile with your antics. You know many tricks, and you do them. You enjoy playing hide and seek with your person. You hide, and he/she looks for you! You like
being brushed by him/her, not so much having your eyes cleaned. You're affectionate, a very sweet and dear rabbit. You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Snoopy, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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