Jonza - how hysterical!
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Jonza - how hysterical!
Spoil the Sheltie
Really nowQ: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.
Last edited by primabella; 05-19-2003 at 12:00 PM.
“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running
from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you.
I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”
- Jack Kerouac; On The Road
Crazy husky lady
How do wolves keep their dewclaws from growing too long?
Obviously they walk/run enough to keep their regular nails short, but what about the dewclaws?
I'm Canadian......eh?
Originally posted by Fuzzy317
I am in the IS department at work. We get this question not often, but its funny each time.
ROFL - I work in IS as well and I get that all the time.
Another one I have gotten: Hello Vick, my monitor just went all black. So I drop what I'm going and go down to check out the situation. I find that the power cord is loose going into the back of the CPU. So I tell the user what the problem is and the reply I get is "Oh, I was playing around with that. I didn't know it needed to be plugged in!"
or....
Hello Vick, I just signed on to my computer and I have a message that my password has expired and that I have to change it. Do I have to do that right now????????
DUH......
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
Sleepycats & Hyperhounds
Why is Nicole Kidman on the cover of every magazine on the rack? Well, OK, maybe not Fisherman Monthly or The Knitting Enthusiastbut really, I don't get it.
Nicole, Mini, Jasmine, Pickles, Tabasco, Schnaggles and Buffy
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okay i always wondered:
Why do people compare life to death?
why not birth to death because truly death is oppisite of birth.. so if someone compares life to death i think there is no point.. Life are many points and birth is one important point as well as death.. so i dont think people should compare life to death cuz truly there not oppisite.
I Miss You Boogh
My mom works in IS and she says some people can eb so ditsy, not having the slightest idea about the fact that the computer needs electirity to run. Once they shut down the plant and turned off all computers and mechinery and someone called her askign why there computer didn't wokr, I mean it wouldn't even turn on! LOL,Originally posted by slick
ROFL - I work in IS as well and I get that all the time.
Ash
Dogs: Nova, Konnor and Sitka
(505) 503 4455
Originally posted by CamCamPup33
okay i always wondered:
Why do people compare life to death?
it's hard to get people to listen to you when your dead??
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
The people want peace...
Nelly is always on the cover of any magazine i get :POriginally posted by Miss Meow
Why is Nicole Kidman on the cover of every magazine on the rack? Well, OK, maybe not Fisherman Monthly or The Knitting Enthusiast
~Kay, Athena, Ace, Kiara, Mufasa, & Alice!
"So baby take a axe to your makeup kit
Set ablaze the billboards and their advertisements
Love with all your hearts and never forget
How good it feels to be alive
And strive for your desire"
-rx bandits
Very proud mommy!
Originally posted by micki76
A one, a two, three, CCCRUNCH!!! The world may never know...
No I actually did this in highschool, as well as counted all the dots on the ceiling...I counted 2,017 licks to get to the center, than I just munched away. Tells you how much time I had on my hands
Fuzzies for Furries
Northwest Opossum Society
Zoology Major
2 Virginia Opossums, 6 cats, 4 bearded dragons, 1 iguana, 1 red foot tortoise, 1 tripod chihuahua, 5 mice, dubia and hissing cockroaches as well as other misc animals that wander in and out of my home.
I still want a hoola-hoop
Okay now was that licks with just sticking your touqne out and putting the sucker on your mouth or putting the tootsie roll pop in your mouth and then pulling it out?Originally posted by luckies4me
No I actually did this in highschool, as well as counted all the dots on the ceiling...
Goonies never say die!
Thanks Amy for the great sig!
Terrier Mommy
Ah, but how many dots were there on the ceiling?Originally posted by luckies4me
No I actually did this in highschool, as well as counted all the dots on the ceiling...
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it's hard to get people to listen to you when your dead??
LOL..
(505) 503 4455
a question.
in england, how are the controls of an auto set up?
i have rode on a Triumph motorcycle and if you don't pay attention you step on the brake instead of the shift lever.
that wakes you up quickly.
i am curious, i know you shift a manual tranny with your left hand but how are the foot pedals layed out??
thank you!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Wanna go for a Walk?
OK, here's my dumb question: How come everytime you go into a fast food joint and there isn't any line, they IMMEDIATELY ask you what you would like to order?? Geez I haven't even had a chance to look at the menu yet!!!
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