Is it Thursdays #58 Yet?

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by trayi52
Thanks Corinna, I'll go back and try that! Have to keep Mario out of the bathroom, huh? Yeap, Mario, stay out of the bathroom from now on!

Willie

But Willie, where is he going to go? he'll wet himself!! lol lol

[trayi52]

I guess, well I'll have to make him get him some leaves and take to the woods!!

[catland]

Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
I think I'll go watch Stargate on the DVR,

oh-oh - another sci-fi fan here at Thursdays? (we have the first six seasons at home)

Speaking of which, I have these five clocks on a wall in my office with times from around the world - like a funky news room. Anyway, I put in really cheap clocks and their ticking sound finally got to me today so I removed all the batteries. Now when someone asks why the clocks aren't working, I tell them they ARE working, they are just merely on the event horizon of a black hole.



Tray - I'll join you with that beer. I can't afford anything more ever since Mario walked away with all my nickels.

[trayi52]

I was just wondering, is Mario keeping the nickels, or has he been playing the slot machine. And if he is playing the slot machine, is he winning??

If he is winning maybe he will share his gain with you, catland! Then we can drink something more expensive!!!

[gini]

No Willie, that little guy is walking around jingling all of those nickles like a silly boy.

I don't think he is putting anything back into the slot machine.

Hey, and where did Slick go? Did she take the mattress with her or what?

To drink? Mmmmm, nothing quite yet - a very sobering day.

[Corinna]

Willie glad to be of help. I hope i didn't upset Slick,just trying to get in to the swing of things .If I did I'm sorry .
I spent the morning watching the goings on for President Reagan.

[trayi52]

I have been watching it all day too, and then Lindsey comes in and changes my channel, while I was under the house!! Dern there was a lot of spider webs under there!! My husband finally woke up and came and watched!! Men!

Willie

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by trayi52
I have been watching it all day too, and then Lindsey comes in and changes my channel, while I was under the house!! Dern there was a lot of spider webs under there!! My husband finally woke up and came and watched!! Men!

Willie

What's wrong with being a "man"?

[gini]

Originally posted by david p
What's wrong with being a "man"?

Once again I find myself saying "leave it alone, Gini, just leave it alone

[Corinna]

Gini Me too

[trayi52]

Okay picture this, here I am crawling around under the house, try to fix the stopped up drain. There is thousands of spiderwebs under there!! And I have a vague suspicion somebody has burried a cow under here with me, because I know I see a cow skull over there in the corner. I just know it is some huge animal skull!!

So here I am taking the pipes apart, trying to find out where the heck its stoped up. My husband suddenly wakes up, and come to the little door, and says " hey whats you doing under there?", Uh, duh, looking for skulls? Nope, trying to fix something here. Hey you got a saw?!!

Okay, enough said!! I and me alone fixed it!!! I am now a good dependable, horrible plumber! But, what the heck, I fixed it!!

[leslie flenner]

Well my goodness! Isn't it a great feeling to do something that you didn't know you could do? When I caught an injured seagull the first time (last week), I felt proud of my courage and success! You better get back under that and do some final rites on the skull so it doesn't haunt you and your home! Give the poor monster, creature, figment of your imagination or whatever it is, some closure so it can pass on to "the other side" with everlasting peace. By the way, that was nice of you to put out napkins for Grover, you should buy them by the caseload at Cosco's to save money as she is a fast consumer!

[trayi52]

Could it be the skull making my sink stop up??

[leslie flenner]

OF COURSE!! YOU MUST GET UNDER THERE WITH A FLASHLIGHT ASAP AND DO LAST RITES! BRING CANDLES AND HOLY WATER AND SEND IT TO THE OTHER SIDE BEFORE YOUR TOILET (OR WHATEVER) DESTROYS YOUR FAMILY AND HOME AS YOU KNOW IT TODAY! THIS COULD BE DETRIMENTAL! FIRST A CLOG, THEN A FLOOD, THEN COMPLETE DISASTER FOR THOSE YOU CARE FOR. AND YOU WILL BE THE LAST VICTIM AS YOU WILL HAVE TO WITNESS ALL OF YOUR LOVED ONES FALL VICTIM TO THE CURSE OF THE UNRECOGNIZED, UNCARED FOR SKULL OF "SOMETHING NO ONE KNOWS WHAT".

[trayi52]

ROFLMAO!! OMG, Leslie, you just crack me up!! Me, under there with these giant spiders, giving last rites to a head!!!

I think we need to get us something to drink, don't you? You wanna beer? I think a nice cold one would be really good right now.

Willie