Thursday #202-Bring your own dish

[Lady's Human]

Sugar free Peeps?
THAT is an abomination!!!!

Destroy them!

Impostors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slick]

Oh my, just look at Mz Gini. She's lying on the floor groaning and clutching her tummy. Must have been all of those peeps!!!! That'll teach ya, Gini. All those little peeps just calling your name....no need to answer all of them at once.

I need a tall BM please. Word has it that there is another shakeup happening at work here. I just hope I'm not on the "hit" list.

Did I tell you guys there is a salt water aquarium in my office? I share an office with my assistant and he set it up. Right now there are only two hermit crabs named Bert and Ernie. Fishies will be coming later when the water is just right. I can hardly wait.

[Lilith Cherry]

Okay here is my Joke... I brought another cheesecake too; this trime it is strawberry with a dark chocolate base .. mmmm ( and yes the ginger drink is my invention and uses the syrup from the ginger jar.)

Be prepared to laugh.......................


Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to The X103.2

on your FM dial in Ft Wayne IN, who was sponsoring a "worst job experience" contest.

Needless to say, it won.



Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the
bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose,which is taped to the air hose.

Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5 other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.

When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for 2 days because my butt hole was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job..."

[davidpizzica]

Lilith, thanks for the strawberry cheesecake. Talk about unusual occupational hazards. I'm glad I work on dry land and I don't have worry about jellyfish! It was embarrasing, but hilarious!

[Killearn Kitties]

Oh it was all go in here overnight (for me)! More cheesecake? Mmmmmmm thanks Lilith. Excellent idea to incorporate the chocolate in the base this time, so that Edwina's Secretary doesn't have to break in to her secret supply to balance our diet.The joke was one of the better ones that has been told!

I've never actually met a peep, but they certainly sound like they should rot your teeth almost instantly. Will Gini be OK do you think? Perhaps some strawberry cheesecake might help?

Oh that fridge! Never mind keeping it quiet from RICHARD, just don't tell Mario or orc!

[davidpizzica]

Karen, let me get a pot of coffee going to go with that delicious cheesecake. I'll get Orc to bring n firewood (this being a cyber bar there's an enless supply!) for the fire. I think I found a case ofd Bailey's under the bar, too!

[cyber-sibes]

OMG, ROTFLMAO! I think I can handle a piece of that delicious cheescake and a cup of coffee, just as soon as I stop laughing!
I do love my job...I do love my job...I do love my job...

I brought some delicious raspberry tea, and some homemade raisin scones, too.

I've been working on a recipe for Peep Soup, but they keep melting away! Maybe I should just float them like croutons?

[cassiesmom]

Hey, wait! It's next week already! I like it! Barkeep, may I change my drink request? Could I have cafe au lait with a Peep floating atop? Between the caffeine and the sugar, that should keep me awake all the way to Thursday #204! What? I can't? Sure I can! You fix the cafe au lait and I'll figure out a way to make the durned thing float.

[davidpizzica]

Barkeep, could I have a plateful of peeps? I can use the energy to go the next thursdays!