Thursday 85 (85?) a Christmas Skit

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by gini


Richard? Richard? Whee are you when we need drinks!

And what part are you playing in this pageant Richard.........oh no, here he comes in swaddling clothes!

HERE!

DOTD? done!

It's 2:20 a.m.....

I traded with David, I am the innkeeper......

"There is no room at the inn, but I do have a bar stool you can use......."

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Mario and I are playing darts....I figured that it's safer that way...

Late night and no one to walk in front of us......

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by lbaker
One of the three wise guys joins in (with thanks to Walt Kelly)

Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla walla wash, and Kalamazoo
Nora's freezing on the trolley
Swallar dollar cauliflower alli-ga-roo

LAURIE!!

This is the jingle they play before the Dodger games on the radio broadcast..


It's a beautiful day for a ball game, for a ball game today.
The fans are out to get a ticket or two, from Walla Walla
Washington to Kalamazoo..

It's a beautiful day for a ball game, for a ball game today.
We're gonna cheer and boo and raise a hullabaloo!
At the ball game today!

Leave it to you to put those two cities together!

[davidpizzica]

RICHARD, Could I have a DOTD? I need to get my beard white for Santa. Would that do it? I also have my own padding!!

[slick]

Mornin' everyone. Won't be on much today....got to get some shoppin' done and I'm going to a concert tonight. For now I'll take a Spanish coffee for the road.

Got an email from Debbie this morning...she was home with Peanut while the motorhome got a new set of tires. Tubby all packed and ready to go and Peanut keeps meowing.... Anyway, that was a couple of hours ago so I guess they are on their way by now. Safe trip guys.

Richard in swaddling clothes....

[Corinna]

Richard you have been hanging out with Mario way too much.!!!!!
I don't think we have a cradle that big.
Gini I'm working on the pudgy part lost 15 lbs over the summer, being diabetic I want to do it slow and not knock my self for a loop . Too fast and levels jump up and down. Just looking at serving sizes and portions. Oh and a lot of walking.

[zippy-kat]

Morning all!

I'm having a muscle spasm in my calf (hurt it at the gym last night), so I think I'll just sit on the couch and watch for now. Hey, does anyone have any unwrapped gifts? I'll wrap them for you while you rehearse.

Anyone game for some carmel popcorn?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by david p
RICHARD, Could I have a DOTD? I need to get my beard white for Santa. Would that do it? I also have my own padding!!

David,

Sure.

Pop on the wide screen......the Pitt game is on.....oops!

14-7.....

DONE???

Slick....

Cats sense more that we realize.... Why do I get the feeling that someplace between 'here and there' Debbie is gonna cross paths with a new pal??? Any bets??

Corrina, be careful with those feet!!!

Zip,

I'll have Mario get some Ben Gay outta the first aid kit and give your calf a little massage.....

Let's see...we need some animals for the manger....is your calf up to being in the pageant???


How do you play a game of caramel corn????

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by RICHARD

Zip,

I'll have Mario get some Ben Gay outta the first aid kit and give your calf a little massage.....

My cat Chester LOVES the smell of Ben Gay!

If he gets a whiff of it, you'll have a cat nose stuck to your leg the rest of the day. It's hard to walk that way. I know from experience.

I must confess! I bought a 12 pack today!
A 12 pack of root beer! I may share with Santa if he's been a good boy this year!

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
My cat Chester LOVES the smell of Ben Gay!

If he gets a whiff of it, you'll have a cat nose stuck to your leg the rest of the day. It's hard to walk that way. I know from experience.

I must confess! I bought a 12 pack today!
A 12 pack of root beer! I may share with Santa if he's been a good boy this year!

Connie, he HAS been a good boy! (down on knees, oops! one knee) Please! Please!

[slick]

Malls, malls, malls. Who invented them anyway!!!! Got all my shopping done, now I just have to wrap like crazy and get everything delivered by tomorrow night. I need an ice cold beer please.

David, I think you can get up off your knees now.....we know you've been a good boy.

Hey Connie, into the 12-packs now are we??? I've just make a huge pot of catnip tea. Help yourself for the furry ones.

[LoudLou]

Originally posted by RICHARD

How do you play a game of caramel corn????

Hmmm... I'm not sure. A Sticky Situation... not knowing the rules of the game.

[Corinna]

David one knee are you trying to say something. If not get up quick.
Slick I had to go to wally world today man it snows and every one goes shopping . I haven't even tried the mall since oct.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by LoudLou
Hmmm... I'm not sure. A Sticky Situation... not knowing the rules of the game.

Easy!

10 points for flicking small pieces stuck to your fingers without getting caught.

5 points for eating a mouthful with no hull to pick out of your teeth.

2 points for eating a handful with nothing left on your hands.

You lose the same amount of points when you fail at those first three rules...

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Corinna
David one knee are you trying to say something. If not get up quick.
Slick I had to go to wally world today man it snows and every one goes shopping . I haven't even tried the mall since oct.

That's ok! I know he was just asking for a root beer.

I wouldn't want Mrs. Claus to beat me up!

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
That's ok! I know he was just asking for a root beer.

I wouldn't want Mrs. Clause to beat me up!

It's not nice to fool Mrs. Claus!