Bring on the Lushes??
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Bring on the Lushes??
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You only live once.Originally posted by RobiLee
Can I have all three....beer, cookies and a slushie???? Yum, sounds fabulous! Shouldn't mix the drinks but what the heck?!
DONE!
Slick,
Double BM for you (BM means bloody mary
T&P,
Slushie for you,
LOL, let us know how you like the Land of the Easily Amused!
DONE!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Love you and STILL miss U
Lbaker, that was funny. There are a lot of lushes here today.
Robin, Happy Birthday! I'll be hitting that same age in July. Ugh. Sucks to be getting older, doesn't it? These slushes remind me of Sonic's Cherry Limeade. Those things are so good. Robin, order whatever you want for the next drink because I'm buying.
9/3/13
I did the right thing by setting you free
But the pain is very deep.
If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
I miss you
I hear you whimper in your sleep
I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.
Fur as dark as the night.
Join me on this flight.
Paws of love that follow me.
In my heart you'll forever be.
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How I wish I could hold you near.
Turn back time to make it so.
Hug you close and never let go.
11/12/06
I'm Canadian......eh?
Is that the drink or are you just swearing at Mary???Originally posted by RICHARD
Slick,
Double BM for you (BM means bloody mary
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
Tomorrow's mighty oak
OK, here's my joke... I hope it'll tickle your funny bone, yet not offend.
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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your manhood?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really satisfies.'"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "Timex."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps
on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right,
who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because
Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine Chevy... Like a Rock!" and gives a wink.
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name is 'Secret.' Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!
Grover and Mario's Mom
Catnapper, that is sooo funny!
I'll have one of those slushies too, thanks.
Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
Well now, Catnapper, that ought to get you a few points around here...............oh oh, here comes Karen, and she doesn't look like she is looking for Mario either.
Busted on our first Anniversary - well that figures!!
I am drinking Slushies - I didn't ask, I just grabbed the blender and poured myself a little tiny teeny weenie one.........or two......or three........................
dirthdays are so fush mun.................................
shiney
lol - welcome to the club catnapper.
As long as we're educating you on the ways of the Thursdays, a couple of things to remember - no matter how many slushies you drink, it is never polite to toss your unmentionables into the rafters.
Also, if you see any lost and confused haz-mat employees near the lost and found - steer them towards Slick. I don't know why but I've been told not to ask.
Bartender - got any nekkid beers back there?
These are not the droids you were looking for
Love you and STILL miss U
Catnapper, that was a funny joke! I'll have to remember it. What's this about the nekkid beers? Not familiar with them.
9/3/13
I did the right thing by setting you free
But the pain is very deep.
If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
I hear you whimper in your sleep
I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.
Fur as dark as the night.
Join me on this flight.
Paws of love that follow me.
In my heart you'll forever be.
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How I wish I could hold you near.
Turn back time to make it so.
Hug you close and never let go.
11/12/06
CJ's & Robin's too!
May I present....
Naked Beer!!! Yes it's the real thing and some of the best beer I've ever had in my life! Made in New Glarus, WI with a very limited distribution area. Fortunately Terry is up that way on business now and then and brings a case home at a time - never lasts long enough though.
Catnapper - good one!!!
Tubby
Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
RIP Big Boy
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Peanut
Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
RIP Snotty Girl
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Robin
Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl
assisted living guy
HI everyone! old "one knee" is here. I'll take a soft drink and a shot of bourbon for the knee lol
Grover and Mario's Mom
Welcome, David! Enjoy!
Hey Debbie, I think I would love to taste one of those nekkid beers. I really like the taste of beer.
I wonder if Mario would like one too, Debbie? Is he still sleeping?
Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!
(505) 503 4455
welcome davidp!
Gini is cut off.....
Nekkid beer for...Catland, DDM and T&P...
DONE!
A coke and shot of bourbon for david.....er,
A coke for David and a shot for the knee!!
DONE!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
assisted living guy
Willie, thought I might try this merry little group. Is Mario acting up again??
assisted living guy
Either way sounds good for me! And a slushie or two or three or four!Originally posted by RICHARD
welcome davidp!
Gini is cut off.....
Nekkid beer for...Catland, DDM and T&P...
DONE!
A coke and shot of bourbon for david.....er,
A coke for David and a shot for the knee!!
DONE!
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