thursday

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by lbaker
it's just easier to say than "RICHARDfoolery" that sounds rather clunky. Although "pettalkfoolery" sort of has a nice ring to it doesn't it?

PTF- pet talk foolery, born 05/14 to Lbaker.......

let the masses be informed!


pam,

you heard it here, richard is clunky...

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by zippy-kat
ask him about the dress.... and the santa suit! lol

before i start, i told this story to a pal and was sent this song...

man in the santa suit
-by the
fountains of wayne


At the KOC Local 313
There's a fat man standing by the soda machine
And he knows, he knows, he knows
Life can be funny

He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on
Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone
And I know, I know, God knows
We need the money

And he's a big red cherry
But it's hard to be merry
When the kids are all laughing
Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia
Ain't he cute?
The man in the Santa suit

And all the Moms in town bring their brats around
And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down
Now it's up, hey how 'bout that
It looks like a milkshake

Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here
Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer
And he says, kid shut your mouth
You give me a headache

And he's jolly and hairy
But it's hard to be merry
When the guys at the bar
Say he looks like a fairy
But he's doing it just for the loot
The man in the Santa suit

And he's a big red cherry
He's jolly and hairy
Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care
He stays cool
Ain't he cute?
The man in the Santa suit
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a friend asked me to dress as santa for christmas
i'll do anything once, twice to make sure i did it right,
three times if i really liked it!!!

on Xmas eve i, was given the suit and borrowed a Cadillac to drive around in...i went to my parents house and proceeded to freak out the nieces and nephews, tears galore!!!!

i went to the party and had a blast- pinching bottoms of the women, while yelling 'A$$ ho-ho-ho' all the while..the best part was leaning into the people as they sat on my lap and whispering in their ears, 'no one knows who i am, but YOUR face
is in these pics......'

on the way home i was waiting for three kids to get thru the cross walk when the gal of the group yells out, "hey santa, come to my house later on and i'll give ............"

ahem, it was tempting but i had things to do!!! lolololol

i almost caused a crash on the freeway on the way to the GF's house....people would slow down to see Santa.......talk about attention!!!

when i made it to the GF's she asked santa what was in the bag for her....well, i had nothing, so she, she.......made do with what santa had left........

(HOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE CRIPES..........am i gonna press 'submit reply"??????)

what the heck.......it was one of the funniest times i ever had in my life.....i suggest everyone do it at least once......


if everyone like that story, i'll tell the dress stories, later on

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by mugsy

Dish on the buffet....how about a platter.

As long as it's not, ahem, a poo-poo platter.

[yorkster]

Originally posted by RICHARD


a friend asked me to dress as santa for christmas
i'll do anything once, twice to make sure i did it right,
three times if i really liked it!!!

so...............that means you've done it 3 (or more) times now?!



ps- my real name is loretta!