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    How many times must I have forgotten to close that jailbait birds cage door? I should climb into that cage & make that bird.......
    eat wood instead of just pecking at it. The stupid bird should get worms just like any self respecting bird would....

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    How many times must I have forgotten to close that jailbait birds cage door? I should climb into that cage & make that bird eat wood instead of just pecking at it. The stupid bird should get worms just like any self respecting bird would....

    ...But instead, he just flits from yard to yard, enjoying the bird seed the neighbors purchase at the pet store. He's so fortunate."

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    .But instead, he just flits from yard to yard, enjoying the bird seed the neighbors purchase at the pet store. He's so fortunate."
    Speaking of purchased seed for home feeders. If you have Cockatiel frequenting your feeder it is best to not have Sunflower seeds. Wom being the cheap-scape that he is puts out
    Sunflower seeds hulls only.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kokopup View Post
    cassiesmom
    . Speaking of purchased seed for home feeders. If you have Cockatiel frequenting your feeder it is best to not have Sunflower seeds. Wom being the cheap-scape that he is puts out
    Sunflower seeds hulls only.....

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    along with a dead battery,beer bottles, & bean cans in his front yard. The cops have had to come many times because the neighbors .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    along with a dead battery,beer bottles, & bean cans in his front yard. The cops have had to come many times because the neighbors .....
    .......don't like the noise generated by Woms Beer and Seed parties. Wom decides to have his next party in Alabama so that his friends can enjoy a quick snort at Bills Methane Still, and have wonderful southern treats like fried chicken and watermelon. Wom asks Bill........


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    ......don't like the noise generated by Woms Beer and Seed parties. Wom decides to have his next party in Alabama so that his friends can enjoy a quick snort at Bills Methane Still, and have wonderful southern treats like fried chicken and watermelon. Wom asks Bill........
    ...if he was a mind reader since he was not going to leave a word to continue the puzzle with. Bill replied, yes Wom, I can read minds , I already have your corn squeezing from the still. We can run by the Colonel Sanders for the chicken and we'll be....


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    Quote Originally Posted by kokopup View Post
    Wom
    . ...if he was a mind reader since he was not going to leave a word to continue the puzzle with. Bill replied, yes Wom, I can read minds , I already have your corn squeezing from the still. We can run by the Colonel Sanders for the chicken and we'll be....
    ....dining on McNuggets when we could be having kangaroo jerky. Just then, Bonny arrived and screamed "Don't eat the mushrooms. They are poisonous and they........"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    ....dining on McNuggets when we could be having kangaroo jerky. Just then, Bonny arrived and screamed "Don't eat the mushrooms. They are poisonous and they........"

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    are free so if you survive eating the first batch you can have some more so wash them down with some Yellow Mellow Moon Shine &


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    are free so if you survive eating the first batch you can have some more so wash them down with some Yellow Mellow Moon Shine &
    & Iowan Hay Licquor" "Geez, I'll be digging my own grave at this rate, eating a drinking all of this weird American stuff. I think we should have some special Aussie food for a change, I think we'll have...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    & Iowan Hay Licquor" "Geez, I'll be digging my own grave at this rate, eating a drinking all of this weird American stuff. I think we should have some special Aussie food for a change, I think we'll have...."

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    to go on an Amish tour & eat lots of pies,cookies, candy, & freshly baked bread just plastered with home made butter & jelly with a huge glass of fresh cold milk to wash it down. But now ......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    to go on an Amish tour & eat lots of pies,cookies, candy, & freshly baked bread just plastered with home made butter & jelly with a huge glass of fresh cold milk to wash it down. But now ......
    .....Bonny had eaten so much that her belt wouldn't fit any more. So she went and got a burlap sack and put it on. Just then Sana arrived and said "Gee Wom, that's a fat little sack of potatoes you have there". Wom replied "................

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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    .....Bonny had eaten so much that her belt wouldn't fit any more. So she went and got a burlap sack and put it on. Just then Sana arrived and said "Gee Wom, that's a fat little sack of potatoes you have there". Wom replied "................

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    Yup! & she wants Hans Yoder to take us all for a buggy ride to Mc Donalds so she can wolf down a bunch of those salty greasy french fries. I am not just up to that my belly .....

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    Yup! & she wants Hans Yoder to take us all for a buggy ride to Mc Donalds so she can wolf down a bunch of those salty greasy french fries. I am not just up to that my belly .....
    ..is so full I feel like I might Barf.
    Maybe if I had a good old Foster's it might settle my stomach then.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kokopup View Post
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    ..is so full I feel like I might Barf.
    Maybe if I had a good old Foster's it might settle my stomach then.....
    I'll feel ok again. "Naw" Wom said "Fosters tastes like donkey urine. Here, try a good Aussie beer, Cascade from Tasmania" Just then, Bill arrives with a pack of Budweiser. "Aw comeon Bill, nobody wants your cans of tasteless fizzy water." Said Wom. "Go back to that still you have hidden in your wood stand, and make us some real booze". "But" said Bill "I can't stand the sound of that yelping dog" "Well" said Wom "It's either that or having to listen to Bonny all day." Bill thinks deeply and..........

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    I'll feel ok again. "Naw" Wom said "Fosters tastes like donkey urine. Here, try a good Aussie beer, Cascade from Tasmania" Just then, Bill arrives with a pack of Budweiser. "Aw comeon Bill, nobody wants your cans of tasteless fizzy water." Said Wom. "Go back to that still you have hidden in your wood stand, and make us some real booze". "But" said Bill "I can't stand the sound of that yelping dog" "Well" said Wom "It's either that or having to listen to Bonny all day." Bill thinks deeply and..........
    makes a decision that may not go well with anyone. The one thing he dislikes most, other that referring to his self in the third person, is having to carry those 60 lb bags of sugar back to the still. Koko loves to be a work dog, especially if it means pulling something. Her favorite treats is dried banana chips that they sell at Walgreen's. After loading the wagon with Sugar, Bill mushes Koko, wagon in tow, and they head to the...

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