Nobody biting, that's for sure!
Nobody biting, that's for sure!
Eel bet they are still lure-king around.
Aww, you reeled me right in!
Well; We gotz Klam Juice now...
Dad wuz reedin da label aftur he got back inna kar. Thunk da stuff looked like waddur till he red da part dat sed "Shake Well". He "Shook Well" an almos passed out! Buncha stuff floated offa bottom an it turned grey or green...
Now he sez it "Looks like it'z gonna *stink*."
He'll prolly set it down aside Bootsy's waddur kup an tella Kat to "Pop da Top" hizelf!
Hevun Help us all iffin it DOES *stink*!!
Hooze Ideer wuz this stuff, enniehow??
Stuff won't give a Kat *GASS* willit??
Wunder if *Klam F@rtz* s-t-i-n-k ??
Whut'cha wanna bet he triez the stuff out onna Kat tumorrow ~
While he an SmokeMutt are safe onna trip ta visit GranMom!?
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
I'd go easy on that stuff or it may make Boots do more than F@rtz. The floaty stuff is squished clams. I'd even be tempted to add more water or just add a spoon full to Boots water. You don't want him shootin poo everywhere!Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
Well; We gotz Klam Juice now...
Stuff won't give a Kat *GASS* willit??
Wunder if *Klam F@rtz* s-t-i-n-k ??
Good luck!
"... SQUISHED Klamz..."Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
I'd go easy on that stuff or it may make Boots do more than F@rtz.
The floaty stuff is squished clams. = !
You don't want him shootin poo everywhere!
OMG! Dad'z turned *GREEN* an passed out!
Roger! onna *go eezy* part!
Dad wuz thinkin bout a halfa TEAspoon to kick thingz off - in wiffa full kuppa wadur.
Hope he comes-to in tyme ta drive us Home fur supper!
We're not too sure he haz da stummick fur dis Klam Juice stuff!
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
john
Last edited by Randi; 01-09-2008 at 08:27 AM.
"I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.
Gosh, I hope your Dad doesn't find out that, if they treat clams like they do oysters, it's the WHOLE CLAM; guts, clam poo and all in there. Everything but the shell. Bottoms up!Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
"... SQUISHED Klamz..."
OMG! Dad'z turned *GREEN* an passed out!
So...just wonderin, how did Bootz like the clam juice? Was it stinky?
I just came upon this thread where Phred go so does the humor. So glad to here that some of us are recycled teens. Thought for a while it was nothing but teens here. So many new ones are. I think that Cinder and Smoke have tied ole Phred up some where cuz he hasn't signed on in along time. They seem to have taken control of the ranch.
Ps did the clams work for Boots.
Sps I love the Newset Shadow movie it was terrific!!!!!!!
I believe Phred is over on the Dog Board encouraging them to drink clam juice......
Dog Board response: Yup, gimme those clams, I'll eat em - (tails wag, tails wag)....I'll eat the clams, I'll drink the juice, I'll even eat that tin - Yup, gimme those clams - pant pant (tails wag some more).Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
I believe Phred is over on the Dog Board encouraging them to drink clam juice......
BOOTS WALKS AWAY IN DISGUST!
Psst.... Corinna,
AMEN TO THAT !!!
This thread is by far the funniest, adult humor I've read
on the board in a long, long time. Full of wit & fun. I Love
it, but hate clam anything.
I've Been Boo'd
I've been Frosted
Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.
Eleanor Roosevelt
LOL! My cats would try to bury it first; then walk away in disgust!Originally posted by gini
Dog Board response: Yup, gimme those clams, I'll eat em - (tails wag, tails wag)....I'll eat the clams, I'll drink the juice, I'll even eat that tin - Yup, gimme those clams - pant pant (tails wag some more).
BOOTS WALKS AWAY IN DISGUST!
Sad to report, but the Klam Juice Trials resulted in a major defeet... NO Takerz atta Ranch!Originally posted by gini
Dog Board response:
Yup, gimme those clams, I'll eat em -
(tails wag, tails wag)....
I'll eat the clams, I'll drink the juice,
I'll even eat that tin -
Yup, gimme those clams - pant pant
(tails wag some more).
BOOTS WALKS AWAY IN DISGUST!
Dad bot da Klam Jug Saturday, jest after we got dun swimmin atta Park. We hadda stop at Cali's howse (we'z Dawg Sittin her while her folks are outta towne) to check onna Katz... So Dad wuz outta da Kar fur a few minnitz .
Sundee wuz to be the day of da Klam Trialz... But da Klamz cunnit be 'found'?? Seemz 'sumbuddie' grabbed em offa frunt seet while Dad wuz Kat-Checkin an they got losted onna back seet unner our blankie. Klamz floated out when the boyz gotz ta GranMom's Village in P-burg...
Mundee Dad whipped up a kuppa Klam Chowdur fur da Kat in hiz kup onna vanity. Offurz it to da Kat.
Instant Fluffie Tail anna big *sneeze*! Dad dips a finner an shoves it inna Kat'z mouf. Tink we herd a lil *grooowl*. "Hey Dad, dont tink he'z too *keen* on dat flavur..."
Shudda kept quiet... Next thig I knowz MY noze iz inna Chowdur Kup ! YUuuuuuKK! I wuz wavin my tung-lickker around till noon!
Smoke getz called inna baffroom - He let out a big Yelp when Dad tried to shuv hiz noze inna kup. Cali hi-tailed it unner the dinnin room tabul an wunnit even *come* when Dad called her! Dad wuz gonna dip anudder finner an give it a lick - but he chikkun'd out. We left wiffa Kat *skowlin* a durty glare fromma vanity.
Dad checked da kup soon as we got home - nary a drop gone! (An no damp sand inna Kat'z sandy box, eethur!) He fixed a fresh kuppa plane wadur - Kat jumpz up an startz slurrpin like he hazint seen wadur fur a week! Dad slopz in a shot a Klam Juice. Kat *puffz da Tail an goez ober an startz lickkin da fawcit...
Toozday da Kat had a selekshun ~
Wun kuppa plane wadur;
An wun kuppa Klam Chowdur...
Toosday nite da vote wuz kast - plane wadur half gone; Klam Chowdur still full to da brim!
Boots Kat is NOT a Klam Fancier!
Morul of da Storrie - we duzint tink ennebuddie inna howse is a Klam Fancier!
Soooo... Ennebuddie out there innerestud inna slitley uzed buckit a Klam Juice!?? Prolly *FREE* to a gud home!
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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