Thursday #83- By the Sea!!!

[lbaker]

Could that have been Mario and his wife? Nah, I guess you would have remembered if you had ever met Mario before he showed up here last January Imagine that... Mario's anniversary is coming up next month!

(To those of you who don't know, Mario is a widower. His wife used to be in the circus and was a charmer, like Mario)

[RICHARD]

Look at this...I leave you with diamonds and return to empty glasses and abandon mattresses!


Lynne,

A double and the Legion of the L&F award...

DONE!


T&P
I understood everything Zip said.....THAT'S SCARY!!

Yes Virginia,
There IS and EROTIC MUSEUM!!

Corrina,

Yes a toast is in order!!

To work, Paychecks and April 15th (TAX DAY IN THE USA!)

Slick, Thank you for tending bar!

L4M,

The world always looks better thru the bottom of a slushy glass!

Lynne,
Now where's David???? Didn't you see him?

Don't worry Gini. Everyone has days like that....Mine all all year round!

Zip, what's it like to be young???


I'll have to post one more thread and get back to work...

[lynnestankard]

Right that's me and the MarioMeister cleaned up - oh Richard don't tell me David's in there - can we prop the door open and SHOUT LOUDLY!!!!

D'you know Laurie I nevr knew that our Mario was a widower - poor lad xxx

Oh Corinna - such good news regarding Donna's job - is she still having computer trouble? I'll owe her a drink then.

'House of Porn'.........................'Erotic Museum'...............what have I missed?????

Lynne

[davidpizzica]

H E L P!!! PROP THE DOOR OPEN! When was the last we cleaned the L &F?? Gotta get to the showers!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Gosh, Lynne, good to see you out of the L&F.

You can help yourself to my onion rings anytime. All of you can.
Mom taught me to share!

Well, Mario, you are all squeaky clean. Just out of the shower, eh?
Try to stay clean for at least 10 minutes, ok?

Great news about Donna's job! I know she must be so relieved!

I'll spring for the next round!

[trayi52]

Hi everyone *waves*

Thought I would drop in and see what everybody was up to! Mario sure is dressed up today. Heard he gave Lynne quite a scare in the lost and found! That boy will try anything, believe me it is hard to dress that boy in real clothes. Especially when you gotta make room for that tail!

I have been crocheting some Ponchos for Chantel, my Grand-daughter, so I have been sooo busy!

So Mario has a anniversary coming up? That should be fun!

I think I'll take a beer, and let Mario have one too.

Hope everyone is doing okay today.

Willie

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Hi Willie. Does Mario really drink beer? Just curious 'cause I know he's always getting them here at Thursdays, but I just wondered about in real life.

I'm dying here guys. Every year we send out calendars to our customers. In the past, my boss's daughters always did the stuffing and stamping. Well, this year I guess now that they're getting older, they're just too busy, and the $.25 a calendar he paid them isn't as appealing as it used to be, so I'm stuck doing it - ugh! Almost 600 calendars I have to stuff a smaller calendar into, put the label on it, stamp it, stamp our return address on, then seal it. I've been at it all morning and I'm only half done.

Calgon - please take me away!

Oh, and I guess the only good news is I don't have to lick the stamps or the envelopes. If I did, well, I guess I'd just have to quit.

How about one of those green slushies to help me through this?

David, I think it's been awhile since the L & F was cleaned. Remember the haz-mat guys were here for that?

[trayi52]

Hehehe, he has had a drink of beer before! But he really likes Mellow Yellows best! Those he will steal before you can blink your eyes! You would be surprised at the things he likes to eat!

I don't know what he would do if he drank a whole beer! He probably would swing from the rafters for certain!! You really should see him climb a pole, and uses his tail like a fourth arm. Very strong tail! Been kind of cold here of a night and he has been spending his nights in his nice little warm house, but he stays out all day, when the sun is shining.

Maybe we could mix a mellow yellow with something for him?

Willie

[luckies4me]

Happy Birthday to me!

Heh, today better be better than last night. I don't have anything to do today so I am going to go buy myself a cake! And maybe even make some brownies, hehe.


Hrm, anyone making breakfast?

[lbaker]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Only watch out for the balloons..sometimes Mario fills them with water for a surprise Little late for breakfast here on the East Coast but there's banana bread left and always fruit. Why I bet I could whip up some potato pancakes with sour cream and applesauce too! Pull up a barstool and rest a spell. What would you like to drink birthday babe

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by lynnestankard
'House of Porn'.........................'Erotic Museum'...............what have I missed?????

Lynne

David...

Sorry about that!

MOFF,

Thank you for cleaning up Mario.....

Hi tray,

Two beers coming up!!!
I like your siggy.... An idea for next year????

"I wish you a Mari-o Christmas"???

Mello Yellow....Will he go as fast as Tom Cruise???

DONE!


L4M
Happy Birthday....


Let's see.......sausage, eggs, bacon, toast, juice and fruit....


I've got a cake in the oven for later....

DONE!

T&P
Slushy...DONE!

[zippy-kat]

Hey guys...

Popping on for a bit before I take the beloved Kissiekat for her V-E-T appointment.

I forgot to tell ya'll...
Last Sunday afternoon, something happened to our work satellite (I've heard 3 different tales... 1. an asteroid hit it, 2. an electrical malfunction, 3. it was lost in orbit).
The end result? 10,000 offices in the US and Canada were without communication to headquarters (St. Louis) and the Stock Exchange. Crazy, huh?

We're still not up and running yet. Makes for a slow (read: boring) week!


Think I'll save my drink for after the vet appointment.... I may really need it... never can tell what Miz Attitude is going to do.


Happy Burstday, Cass -- slip me a cupcake!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by zippy-kat
Hey guys...



I forgot to tell ya'll...
Last Sunday afternoon, something happened to our work satellite (I've heard 3 different tales... 1. an asteroid hit it, 2. an electrical malfunction, 3. it was lost in orbit).
The end result? 10,000 offices in the US and Canada were without communication to headquarters (St. Louis) and the Stock Exchange. Crazy, huh?

We're still not up and running yet. Makes for a slow (read: boring) week!

That would make a great movie....


Aliens come to earth in HUGE spaceships that circle the globe....

Zippy figures out the they are using OUR satellites against us!!

She calls the president, let's see......Bill Pullman could play that part!

And convinces him to leave the White House before the invaders smash it to bits, they all go to Area 51.....naw, that won't work.....

Will Smith can play the Marine pilot that helps blowup the aliens with the program that Zippy writes during her down time at work!

In the end the alien's ships blow up and the Earth is saved!

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Hey Miz Attitiude,

I know that thermometer thing feels like.....I'd snap too!!!

[lynnestankard]

Richard - keep working on that script - it would make a so-so film!! But don't give up the day job!!

Cass -Happy Birthday to You!!!! - ooohh brownies!!

Zippy - Hope all went well with 'Miz Attitude' and the vet. Fingers crossed.

Time for bed on this side of the ocean - goodnight everyone xx

Lynne

[davidpizzica]

I really hate to disagree with you, but I looked up the Blob on the Internet Movie Database and it said that The Blob was filmed in color by Deluxe!