Yet another Thursday (#22)

[lbaker]

OK, before we stumble home (it's almost going home time here in the East) dumb joke of the day. What do you call a dwarf with esp that escaped from prison?
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ready?

A small medium at large

I hear you all * big collective groan *

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I'm here!!! I had errands to run this morning so ran late. I think some of the other regulars are too depressed to party.

I need a large cold cherry vanilla coke. Oh, and have the oompa band play super LOUD!!! I have some neighbors whose car stereo I need to drown out!!!

[mugsy]

My school roomie and I just let out our collective groan. lol

[catland]

Welcome back M&M - it isn't a party without you.


A hippopotamus walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "That will be $7.50 please" says the bartender. So the hippo gives the bartender his money and starts to sip his beer. "You know we don't very many hippos in here" mutters the bartender.

The hippo replies, "At these prices it's no wonder!"

[catland]

Mugs - three more posts and you'll have 5555. (don't know if that means anything but it looks cool)

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

You know, you guys are really a breath of fresh air - which is badly needed today. Gotta go, boss is calling.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Oh, and at least it's ok to talk about beer here - unlike some other threads that I won't mention....

[zippy-kat]

A baby seal walks into a club.


(I love seals and I am very anti-fur --unless it's "live" fur -but I find that joke disturbingly funny. It's even funnier as we told it to my cousin when she went into labor. Later, after they had doped her up, she tried to tell it to the doctors. Her version? "A baby seal gets hit in the head with a club." She laughed her head off and couldn't figure out why the doctors didn't think it was funny.)

[lbaker]

T&P - and Zip, that's so sick I LOVE it

[zippy-kat]

OH--and chocolate covered raisins please...whoever is bartending today.

[catland]

I may not know drinks but I do know chocolate covered raisins.

Here you go.

T&P - I missed the "anti" beer thread - I guess I don't get out of the bar enough.

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by mugsy
On the flip side....
Mike doesn't know it yet Phred, but,
he will be providing you his Special Brats.....
sauerkraut is a necessity and the brown mustard is
in the fridge.

Dio is on his last leg to his forever home as I type.

Dad sez " "

We'll all Munch onna Mike-Brat an think of Dio!

Here's a Toast to Dio!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
Dad sez " "

Here's a Toast to Dio!

pssst: leonardo..
what chester?
aint doz da tings mawmee loves 2 eat dat makes her breff smell awful? o. . o. .

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leonardo I don't care if you are 13 you are not allowed in the bar. No catnip tea for either of you next week!!!

[Randi]

Can I have a Westmalle, please? - One like this:



If you don't have it in stock, then a weissbeer, please! - as long as you don't force sauerkraut on me!!

[catland]

Randi - your first time at Thursdays? Richard is kind of busy today but I do know how to pour one - especially when you've been so kind to show me a picture. DONE.

Same to you Cinder and Smoke - Welcome to Thursdays - my the word is getting out isn't it.

and T&P - now that the word is out that you are really a biker chick - it makes sense that you hang out here.

MMFF - you are going to love this. There's a newer person in the cat threads with the name of momofcats. OK, work with me here - It made me realize that your Pettalk name is really Mom-Of-Fuzzy-Faces and not MO-MO-fFuzzyfaces. (OK - I'm slow)