Bowser needs Prayers ... Old Age is catching up ...

[molucass]

I'm glad to hear he is feeling better!
I hope you continue to have good days!
Enjoy the 'steak' buddy!

[cyber-sibes]

Thanks for the update Bowser, sounds like you're doing pretty well overall. Glad to hear you're dining on canned steak instead of deer meat, Santa will be glad to hear that, too!
(Psst...Bowser, please nudge Dad and tell him to read his pm's )

[Dorothy39]

What a great Up date about our Bowser!!!!

Yeah, that canned steak sure looks ugly to us, but it tastes good to you Bowser, so wolf it down!!

I'm so glad to know that you're bouncing back fella!!!!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Bowz here ...

Wish he'd take a "chill pill" an not look out da windows so much!

I FINALLY got offa da durn frunt porch tie-out line aftur he noticed our favorite
"Deer Dump" inna road ditch was all cleaned outta deer burgers.

What he DINT notice wuz da Hunter Guys got anudder deer or two over inna Publik Huntin Grounds
rite across da street frumma Ranch an "field dressed" em inna woods.

Well ... lemmie tell ya - fresh deer "stuff" ketches our attensuhn purdy quick!
We wuz takin an Outie an Klip & Klop took off onna dead run across da road into da woods.
I get slowed up wiffa short legs da start wiff, then da durn Bum Foot/Leg thing
makes travel a lil slow ... an ole Eagle Eyes wuz *watchin* out the window ...
he sees da white underside of my fluffie tail *wavin* down by da road.

Dumm Me - fur some reason I *pawzed* when I heard him *HOLLERIN* ...
even dummer - I came back towards da Ranch ...
(truth be known - I couldn't tell where Klip & Klop had GONE ... figgered he'd
come trailin me ... so I just came home.)

Then he startz *HOLLERIN* fur da udder two - who were chowing down on the
fresh "stuff" they'd found inna woods. Now Dummer (aka SmokeMutt) - who tries to Do No Wrong -
just about *panicks* when he hears Dad callin whilst he's bein NawTee.
He still hadda drippy deer burger inna mouff when he got to the frunt porch!

"BAD DAWG! Get your butt inside! ... Where's Cinder!?"

Cinder heard allua commotion an decided to put on her Sneaky Pawz an did an end-run
to come outta da woods across frumma neighbors an sneak back behind da howze.
She got back super late - but Dad couldn't prove she'd been munchin deer burgers.

Ebber since - I gotta wear the Tether Line; Dumm & Dummer gotta go out wearin the *flashin lites* anna *cow bell* - and WUN atta tyme.
They've STILL made da mad dash over to the Deer Shoppe inna Woods a kupple tymes ...
Bus Driver sure getz RED inna face when dey *pop* outta da woods!

Hope he furgetz ta *klip* the Tether wunna these daze --- I asked da udder guyz ta
leave a bit of deer burger fur me.

/s/ a Hopeful Bowser

[Dorothy39]

Yeah Bowser, I'm keepin track of you fella!!!

You are certainly one deer sniffen dog!!!! and, I can actually see you trotting on down the road toward the Deer Diner!!!

You really have a hold on me Bowser!!!

[dukedogsmom]

Sorry I haven't been here sooner. I'm glad Bowzer is feeling better. Give him some hugs from me.

[ramanth]

Oh Bowser, you and your siblings are such goofy kids! Deer burgers... yum!

[captain]

Oh Bowser - you sure are a darlin story teller ....

[cloverfdx]

Bowser what a story... those deer burgers do sound uhh... tasty .

[Cinder & Smoke]

Bowser here ...

WHY do I keep gettin the Short Sticks to match my short legs?

It's rainin this mornin when we go fur the Outie ...
So - WHO getz tied wiffa front porch Tether - yup - ME.
And WHO getz told ta "Stick Close" and sent out loose - yup - ole Klipp & Klopp!

No sooner is da door closed than they lookit each udder an *DASH* off towards
the Deer Deli across da road inna Woods! ... HEY - Bring me back a take-out order!

They must be physic - onna way back when New Dad pops open the door an
"wunderz" where they are ...
He only sees em appear down by da road - NOT across ta road comin out of the Deli.
They onlee got *hollered at* a lil bit.

"So - where's my Take-Out Order, guys?"
"Oopsie - we musta furgot ta order fur ya Bowz ... so sorrie!"
"NUTZ!"

The Dad Guy was a lil *tense* over findin Dumm & Dummer down by da road -
so ebberbuddie crowded inna puter room ta try to warm up da ole Guy.
All wuz phine till ...

"*pfffft!*" (frum under the puter desk - where SmokeMutt wuz layin!)

Dad: "WHAT was THAT!??

Dead Silence from the assembled FurKids ...

Cinder: "OMG! Does that STINK! --- SmokeMutt - WHAT did you eat!?"
Bowz: "Gud Grief! I'm goin out inna hallway where da air's better!"

SmokeMutt: "wow! Makes yur eyes watter, duzint it!? Musta been da Deer Fritters frum the Deli!
<gasp> Wunder if Dad will notice?"

A Moment Later ...

"OMG! - WHO made the Dog Phart!!??
--- Ewwww - SMOKEEEEE - You **STINK**!"

Smokey: "I guess he noticed."

After da next "pfffft!" da SmokeMutt got banished to the dining room ...

KAT vacated the dining room table shortly thereafter -
and gave a Durty Glare at Dad when da Kat fled into da bunkroom!

Eee-Yiipes! - He's been "*pfffft-ing*" ALL afternoon ... nebber knew he
could store THAT much <gas>!

<Memo to Self> Avoid the Deer Fritters!

/s/ Bowz

[gini]

Phred, does this mean he is just "frittering" the day away??

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Oh, my goodness!!!! Makes my eyes water just thinking about it!!! oh, wait, they are watering becausing I'm laughing my head off!!! Gas masks anyone?

[Slim]

Bowser, I'm posing as "Slim" on Pet Talk~

It's really me , Dorothy39~ yeah, the power is out up yonder and I'm using someone else's computer~

I knew I could'nt turn my back on you mutts for very long~ What with a Deer Deli down the road a ways.

Thank-You Bowser , for taking me to the "laughin Place"

[joycenalex]

...Eee-Yiipes! - He's been "*pfffft-ing*" ALL afternoon ... nebber knew he[/i]i]could store THAT much <gas>![/i]

/s/ Bowz

bowser, i feel your pain. and you never met my brother....alex the wonder dog, seems like him and smoke got something in common. regards, princess peanut, dainty paws of north columbus

[Cinder & Smoke]

Bowser here ~

I wondered whut wuz UP on Wednesday ... ebberbuddie 'cept ME got grub on Tuesday nite ...
and NO amount of Jumpin Around an *whinin* seemed like it wuz gonna change things!
Hope they all enjoyed my tummie *GROWLIN* all nite! An no Brunch, either!
What da heck!??? --- New Dad is "helpin" me onna pee trip --- *ketchin* a sample!

Bus Driver sez "Let'z GO!" at 2:30 PM - we all jump inna Bus ...
Ooooooh - looks familiar ... ??
Sumpin's phisshie ... I'z da only one gettin out wiff New Dad ... Klipp & Klopp stay inna Bus.

OK - did is da FANCIE White Coat Lab - da "posh place" - Doc Mike's Buddies werk here.
In we go ... jump onna measurin table ... dial sez 29.5 ...
I'z LOST a whole number since I've been onna Steak-Inna-Kan food!
TOLD Ya I otta get more onna plate!

We sine in ... get led into Room #1 ... In comez dat Nice Doc B ... I getz a Big *Skritch*. Hi Doc!!

New Dad tosses me onna Exam Table - "Check his EARZ -
he keeps putttin his good foot inna Right Ear."
<Peeks in wiffa Scope> ... "Nuffin wrong in here! Squeekie Kleen!"
<Memo to self> Don't *scratch* earz whilst New Dad is *lookin*!

Doc sez he's gonna go *warm up da machine* ... *Cute Lil Thing* in skrubbies comes in
an hooks me up --- "He'll be right back" she sez ... an Off we Go!

Back inna *flash* --- *Cute Lil Thing* sez I wuz Really GOOD!
Doc comez back in - duzint look *Happie* at all ...

"NUTZ! - He's STILL GOT the Stone in there! ... I was sure The Food would disolve it by now!
We'll check his sample --- I'll call you inna morning and we'll know more then.

Mornin tele-dinger call dint help much ...
Doc sez I gotz a "Urinary Infeckshun" ... he'll call Doc Mike an we gotta go pick up sum pillz.

Plan is I get ta eat Steak-Inna-Kan Loaf fer at least anudder month ---
Then we re-test ta see wht's up wiffa Rock inna Bladder.

Da Pill Jug sez "Baytril 68 mg - 1/2 pill every 12 hours"
New Dad *tossed* me a half ... <munch> ... *UGGH*! ... <spit-tooie>


OK - OK - I'll swaller it!! Geeze ... whatta GRUMP he can be!

We're hopin da Infeckshun is causin the "minor leakage" problems I have every wunst inna while.
An it'd sure be nice iffin da Rock would disolve ... kuz da only udder way to get rid of it
is ta install a Zippur an do a Sir Jury job ... not good fur an Old Guy like me!

Da Bum Paw & Leg --- Left Side still not werkin too hot.
But da Udder Side - da RIGHT Rear --- is werkin purdy well ... a lil *shakey* at tymes -
but it getz me around wiffout too much trubbel.

Iffin you can Spare a Prayer - I guess I could use it.
THANKS fur Thinkin of me!!

***WAGGS***
/s/ Bowser