century gothic 16 teal Bill gates got in a car chrash one day and died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven God was standing there waiting for him God said "Hello Bill im gonna let you chose where you want to spend for ever. " Gee God thanks" said Bill, so god and Bill first went to hell. Bill saw beautiful women runing around clear beach waters and beautiful weather. "God if this is hell then i wonder what heaven must be like!" So God and Bill took a glance at heaven, it was a high cloudy palce, with angels playing harps and flutes. So Bill Decided to go to hell and God said " As you wish bill" A week later God went to hell to see how Bill was doing, but he came to find Bill thrown against a wall flames everywhere and little demons torturing him. "God what happened to al te beautiful women, clear waters and beautiful weather???" "Oh Bill that was just a SCREEN-SAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!"
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