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    Twas the night before Thursday #138

    And all thru the bar,
    Mario has stolen the keys to the cars.
    The undies are hanging from the rafters overhead
    And Lady thinks the couch is her bed.

    Possum is waiting for the next snack
    And the patrons are lined up at the door that's out back.
    They bartender shows up and the choir does say..
    Get that door open, It's almost Christmas day.

    I held a finger up to my nose.
    "what's the matter with you all, lately the bar doesn't close!"
    To avert a riot, a scandal or stink...
    I better get this mob some kinda cyber drink...


    HEY NO PUSHING!! I am on it.


    Since it's Christmas and you all should get what you want, there is no DOTD so order at will!

    (INSERT "WILL" JOKES HERE)



    I want to wish you all a Great Christmas and hope that 2006 shines for everyone....


    I want to acknowledge Slick...We are with you.....

    And David.....Damn colds! Lady's Human......take it easy on the wood pileand your back, O.K??.... and that frigging Orc.....I put him in the Lost and Found - as any Urukai would do, he made a mess of the place. sheesh!

    Let's lower our Blood pressure this year...no names needed.. Poor Debbie and her Hydral-leak problems. Everyone else seems to be doing OK....


    On the good side.....Gini and Tonya.......


    I was wondering if the Ginster was anywhere near that exploding airplane tires at Logan yesterday......knowing her, she went over the weight restrictions on the luggage......


    And to the Zipster!

    Congrats....


    That hard work will pay off soon......and think about this!
    You won't have to find a rich guy to marry.......

    You'll marry a poor one that wants your brains!! !

    I love you all.....and do I have to keep reminding you all that you Rock?


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    And to the LURKERS.....come in for a drink....it is Christmas!
    Last edited by RICHARD; 12-21-2005 at 12:33 PM.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Barkeep the first round of drinks are on me!

    I want to drink to all my friends hither and yon, human and non-human, whom I have come to love!

    So a big cherry limeade (Mario, please let me drink it before you put your hand in it trying to fish the cherry out) for me and 4 cnt's for my gang.

    Speaking of blood pressure, mine nearly hit the stroke mark yesterday when I killed my dvd player and the fuse box blew in this house. Luckily for me, the electricians were able to get the power back on but if it blows again, it means a new fuse box plus rewiring the house which my landlady won't do.
    So please everyone keep my old house in your thoughts and prayers.
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    MY BLESSINGS:
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Ooooo I'll take a little Christmas champagne please, bartender. Here's to 2006, only happiness for Pet Talkers next year!

    No-one told me there were Orcs in the L&F!

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    Hi everyone! I'm back at work today and working on auto-pilot. Can't think about yesterday or I'll lose it.

    I'll take a strong BM please and thank you. Going to settle on the couch by the fire for a bit.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

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    Glad you're here, Slick. Let me get a roaring fire going for you while you are waiting for that drink. Or will I just vault over the bar and get them myself?? Hehehehehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties
    Glad you're here, Slick. Let me get a roaring fire going for you while you are waiting for that drink. Or will I just vault over the bar and get them myself?? Hehehehehehe
    KK, No you don't.....Not in that dress......

    I have seen knickers before, but I think the ladies here in the bar should show SOME decorum!!!

    Some Christmas Champagne?

    DONE

    Slick,

    Sometimes autopilot is the only way to go....Just please disalble it while you drive, ok?

    One good strong BM and keep your chin up, we all love you.

    DONE!


    MOFF,

    OK....A CLA and 4 CNTs.... and no more electric problems..
    DONE!


    I just asked for two weeks of good times for everyone...

    Hello, IS anyone listening?
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD

    MOFF,

    OK....A CLA and 4 CNTs.... and no more electric problems..
    DONE!


    I just asked for two weeks of good times for everyone...

    Hello, IS anyone listening?
    WE'RE listening but our problems aren't!!!! Sometimes I wish I was on a deserted island but know I would be bored in about 10 minutes.
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    MY BLESSINGS:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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