Pet General Puzzle List

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Puzzle 168

Top reasons why its great to be a dog:
if it itches you can reach it.and no matter where it itches,no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.

Personal hygiene is a blast: no one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't have to comb your own hair

Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.

no one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute

Who needs a big home entertainment system ? a bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.


Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you

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Puzzle 169

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated... I hold that, the more helpless a creature, the more entitled it is to protection by man from the cruelty of man."
~Mahatma Gandhi

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Puzzle 170

"Not to hurt our humble brethren (the animals) is our first duty to them, but to stop there is not enough. We have a higher mission ~to be of service to them whenever they require it. If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." ---Saint Francis of Assisi

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Puzzle 171

"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn`t merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog."
~Edward Hoagland

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Puzzle 172

Dog Joke
An Easterner who walked into a Western saloon was amazed to see a dog sitting at a table playing poker with three men.
"Can that dog really read cards?" he asked.
"Yeah, but he ain't much of a player," said one of the men.
"Whenever he gets a good hand he wags his tail." ~ Unknown Author

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Puzzle 173

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. ~ George W. Bush

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Puzzle 174

Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.
--Alfred A. Montapert

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Puzzle 175

Don't marry someone you can live with.
Marry someone you cannot live without.
~ Josh McDowell

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Puzzle 176

It was difficult to feel vexed by a creature that burst into a chorus of purring as soon as I spoke to him.
by Philip Brown

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Puzzle 177

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun!
~ Groucho Marx

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Puzzle 178

Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair, top of piano, window ledge, in the middle, on the edge ~ Eleanor Farjeon

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Puzzle 179

I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
~ Abraham Lincoln

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Puzzle 180

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you,but he will make a fool of himself too. by Samuel Butler

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Puzzle 181

A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. -- nonymous

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Puzzle 182

Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well.
~ Bonnie Wilcox - Old dogs, old friends