Blonde Joke mood

[JenBKR]

LOL good ones!!

[smokey the elder]

(I'm not sure if I'm remembering this one accurately; it's a SMART blonde joke!)

A blonde walks into a bank in midtown Manhattan, and asks to see the loan officer. "I'd like to take out a $100,000 loan."

Officer: "What do you have for collateral?"

Blonde: "I have a 2005 Mercedes S class. I'll leave it here."

The loan officer agrees. A week later, the blonde comes back and cuts a check for $100,000, and about $5 in interest. Puzzled, the officer asked why she needed $100,000 for a week.


...and she said...
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..."Is there any other way you know where I could park in Midtown for a week for $5?"

[JenBKR]

LOLOL that was good!