Thursday-brew 102!!!

[gini]

Let me guess Richard - it was a bright red Lexus two seater..........and the dude was throwing cherry pits out of his window.

Right?

[lbaker]

Last week Debbie saw "Mr Slick" driving down the street, right? Next sighting?? Let's keep our eyes open and see what the next one is.. (no fair making it up). Winner gets - um, gets.... well, we can think about that.

[gini]

I don't know if this counts - but last Monday - early evening, I saw this woman on my front lawn. She had a metal detector.

I couldn't stand it - so I went outside and asked her what she was doing.

She didn't really answer me - but assured me that she wasn't digging anything up.

She then proceeded to walk up and down our whole block checking out everyone's lawn.

Is there something SHE knows, that I don't???

[RedHedd]

Originally posted by lbaker
Last week Debbie saw "Mr Slick" driving down the street, right? Next sighting?? Let's keep our eyes open and see what the next one is.. (no fair making it up). Winner gets - um, gets.... well, we can think about that.

Today I saw "CSONTKT" Took me a while to figure it out

Lunch time! A Monte Christo sounds WONDERFUL! w/a diet Peach iced tea Snapple.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by gini
Let me guess Richard - it was a bright red Lexus two seater..........and the dude was throwing cherry pits out of his window.

Right?

Of course!!!



Here's one for everyone...


Slick's sleep sheep's sixth sheep's sick.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by RICHARD
In all the traffic I ended up behind a car with this on his license plate....

I'M MARIO.

OMG! I would have lost it and probably gotten in an accident if I saw that one!

Terry and I just got new cell phones last Saturday - we had them before, we just got new ones. So while I'm sitting in traffic waiting for a red light, I'm playing with it, listening to all the different ring tones, trying to figure out how to send a text message, etc. The news comes on the radio. A school teach was killed on the South side. She was talking to her husband on the cell phone - went around the guards at a train crossing - was hit by a train and killed. I put my cell phone down.....

[slick]

I guys, work is busy today so only stopping for a moment to grab a double BM to go.

Gini, nice to see you here.
Connie, sorry you are in pain. Want to borrow a hand?

Everyone else? Hi y'all. Sorry gotta run....the alligators are biting at my heels.

Love ya....

[lbaker]

Slick, before you insult the alligators - get out of the pond

Richard, who are you calling sheep dip

Gini, was that woman looking for the iron maiden that never made it home after last years BBQ

[slick]

So I walk into my psychiatrists office the other day and I say...

"Doc you gotta help me. The night before last I dreamt I was a pup tent and last night I dreamt I was a teepee. What's going on?"

She looked at me and said "Sounds to me like you are too tense".

OK, I'm going to back to work. Will check the other threads later.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by slick
She looked at me and said "Sounds to me like you are too tense".

G-R-O-O-O-A-N

Almost time for me to go home so I'll a pitcher of slushies to go in about 20 minutes and 1 right now to tide me over.

Can I quit my job now?

[davidpizzica]

Hey, everyone! My car's fixed and I drove down to the bar to show it off. Any rides?

[joycenalex]

david! remember that 'retha franklin song..".riding down the freeway of love in a pink cadillac?"....so what did you get?

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by joycenalex
david! remember that 'retha franklin song..".riding down the freeway of love in a pink cadillac?"....so what did you get?

I have a 1994 Olds Cutlass Surpreme coupe. It has a little over 68,000 miles. I just got it out of the body shop today. It's teal blue. I've had for five years and it's paid off!

[catland]

Originally posted by david p
I have a 1994 Olds Cutlass Surpreme coupe. It has a little over 68,000 miles. I just got it out of the body shop today. It's teal blue. I've had for five years and it's paid off!

"paid off" is my favorite kind of car. I'll go for a ride - is it ok if Mario comes along as a chaperone?

[moosmom]

I saw a bumper sticker once that said, "Don't laugh, it's paid for!"

Hey Slick,

Don't quit your day job!!