Thursday 101...

[slick]

Originally posted by RICHARD
YOU ALL HAVE BEEN BAD TODAY....

Does this mean I get spanked???

[lbaker]

YEAAAAY RECESS! No more pencils no more books, no more..... SLICK, stop pulling my ponytail. Don't worry about Julie, she won't get in trouble even if she is caught. Didn't you hear? She's the Teachers Pet [of the Day?] Race ya

[slick]

Psssstttt.....Laurie.....I just heard that Mario got caught smoking in the boy's room. Smoking what??? I don't know!!!
Race ya to that swings. Here, let me give you a little push. What?? Too high??
Hey, I'll trade you my honey and jam sammich on whole wheat for your bologna and mustard on white? What do ya say? I'll even throw in this apple.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by slick
Psssstttt.....Laurie.....I just heard that Mario got caught smoking in the boy's room. Smoking what??? I don't know!!!

Oh, Oh! I hope he's not smoking dried banana peels again! They make him so loopy!

David, we will have to get leather jackets and be the rebels of the group!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Boy, some kids have all the luck. Slick shows up just in time for recess while I had to sit here all day and do these stupid math problems on the board so everyone could see how they're done. Some kids have all the luck. <pout>

Hey! <sniff, sniff>Waaaahhhh.....TEACHER....Mario just spilled cherry juice all over my new plaid skirt! And look....waaahhh...some of it even splashed on my newly polished saddle shoes...wa-waaaaahhhhh......<runs inside, gripping skirt and bawling her head off>

[lbaker]

Leather jackets maybe but David? Somehow I just don't think that "ducktail" hairdo is you * puts hand over mouth and giggles * Awww Slick, bologna & mustard on white is my favorite I KNOW! Let's split them. Come on Gini, sit over here next to us. Slick has some really cool gossip about Mario! Why is everyone running over to peek in the girls room window. HEY THERE! DEBBIE! Come on gang... let's help her out here. There, there... it's OK. Want one of Gini's cookies? She'll share, won't you Gini *kicks Gini*

[Pit Chick]

pssst, Mario....what's that you're smokin on? Pass it over here. (cough cough)

[slick]

Originally posted by Pit Chick
pssst, Mario....what's that you're smokin on? Pass it over here. (cough cough)

PC, I heard he got that stuff from Gini. Apparently she has some "speshul" stuff growing into her back yard. OMD, Gini made those cookies too! God only knows what she put in them.

Sit down Debbie and take a load off. The bell has not rung yet so we've got some time before heading back to class. Want my other half a sammich??

[gini]

This is an Honest-to-God story of when I was in seventh grade.

We had an East Jr. High School and a West Jr. High School. I had gone to East Jr......but then my Dad re-married and we had to move to West Jr. district. I didn't know anyone..........

I had to take a cooking class and they paired me up with this really really tough girl. I will never forget - she was missing her front teeth!

She absolutely hated me. We had to make WHITE SAUCE together. She wrote me a note and it said that if I wasn't nice to her she was going to send her Daddy over to beat the crap out of me. Even now, I can't believe I had the courage to do what I did. I wrote her a note back and said "well, my Daddy is a Deputy Sheriff and I will send MY DADDY OVER TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR DADDY!

My Dad really was a deputy - but do you know, I don't think I ever told my Dad about those notes. She left me alone after that.

So Slick, don't you go spreading any bad rumors about me or I will send my Daddy.......................

I am off to get my recess slushie - boy, recess was never this good when I was growing up.

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Oh, Oh! I hope he's not smoking dried banana peels again! They make him so loopy!

David, we will have to get leather jackets and be the rebels of the group!

Connie, like in the movie "Grease"? or Rebel without a cause.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by david p
Connie, like in the movie "Grease"? or Rebel without a cause.

Oh, "Grease" for sure!
Or maybe like Fonzie?

[catland]

Originally posted by lbaker
YEAAAAY RECESS! No more pencils no more books, no more..... SLICK, stop pulling my ponytail. Don't worry about Julie, she won't get in trouble even if she is caught. Didn't you hear? She's the Teachers Pet [of the Day?] Race ya

LOL Does this mean I get my picture on the front page with a cute description of how I was found in a garbage can?

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by catland
LOL Does this mean I get my picture on the front page with a cute description of how I was found in a garbage can?

No, no, no....that won't happen, but your mother will have to call Gini's mother and have a talk about her "bully" daughter (Gini)terrorizing her "sweet, innocent" daughter (catland). Both mothers will walk away fuming thinking the other mother is an idiot and how can it be possible that kids are being raised "that way" in today's age.

Thanks for the samich, Slick. <tears dry on cheeks leaving clean streaks down a "playground dirt" face> Look, isn't it funny how the cherry juice turned my poodle all splotchy? Kinda looks like a pink cow poodle now, giggle, giggle.

Gini, I remember making cream sauce too! But it was in 8th grade and I have absolutely no recollection of who I was paired with - must not have been as traumatizing as your other half. I also remember making tuna melts for the first time. That's all we had to eat at home for the next few days - I was totally enamored with tuna melts.

[lbaker]

OK OK, "Home Ec" it was called. OMD. We did make "Orange Toast" and "Broiled Grapefruit halves with Brown Sugar & Spice". Actually not too bad. BUT! Then we had the dreaded SEWING My Mom couldn't sew a button on and we didn't even have sewing needles at home. I had to make AN APRON! My end of the 1/2 semester test had my apron with crooked pockets and the apron strings went.. blush...up and down instead of around We also had to make a simple top with "darts". Well my dears.. back then I didn't evenNEED darts, much less how to sew them. I did not like that school, I like this one sooo much better

edit: speaking of darts! Isn't it time for Gym class? I was pretty good at Gym.I like gymnastics

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Oh, "Grease" for sure!
Or maybe like Fonzie?

Heeeeyyy, imagine me in a ducktail, Connie! But I need to learn how to ride a motorcycle.