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  1. #1
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    I will die...
    December 2072 at age 86 of cancer.
    You have 24812.7 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 21% of your life.
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    -Amanda-
    Owned by...
    (Betta) Neptune
    (Bunny) Chester
    (Cats) Misty and Squeekers

    *Pet Portraits*

  2. #2
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    Originally posted by manda_moo87
    I will die...
    December 2072 at age 86 of cancer.
    You have 24812.7 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 21% of your life.
    Me tooooo!!

  3. #3
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    i will die in March 2056
    at age 73
    heart attack
    You have 18698.6 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 30% of your life.
    1. You don't have to change poopy nappies on rats and they can be toilet trained from as early as 5 weeks.
    2. Rats may not sleep through the night, but they have the sense to not scream their lungs out and wake you (and all the neighbourhood) up too.
    3. If you need a break from your rats, you can put them in their cage for a time out.
    4. Rats don't need your body for feeding times.
    5. Rat cages may be expensive, but they're much cheaper than prams/strollers, cots, basinettes, change tables, high chairs, slings, car capsules, etc.
    6. Rats rarely projectile vomit on you.
    7. Rats are cute all the time, not just when they're asleep.
    8. Rats don't require expensive trendy outfits which will be outgrown within days.
    9. You can acquire rat toys for free from recycle bins and kitchen waste.
    10. Rats don't grow up to be bratty teenagers.
    11. Rats don't need bibs and they clean their faces themselves.

  4. #4
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    I want to live forever!!!!! WAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

    According to the test, I'll be dead in the year 2027 at the age of 78. Cause of death: CANCER!!

    Some of those questions were really funny...

    Holding in farts??
    Ugliness

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

  5. #5
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    According to our research, you'll be dead by

    November 2053
    at age 84


    - probable cause -


    cancer

  6. #6
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    I'm going to die of old age in 2072


    "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday." - unknown author

  7. #7
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    Age 82 from a heart attack. 2067 seems too close. Funny they don't ask your race, native americans like myself tend to die sooner.
    "There are two things which cannot be attacked in front: ignorance and narrow-mindedness. They can only be shaken by the simple development of the contrary qualities. They will not bear discussion."

    Lord John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton

  8. #8
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    Illinois
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    March 2070
    at age 83
    probable cause
    heart attack
    You have 23785.9 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 22% of your life.
    OMG! Only 83?!?!? My Great aunt died an few years back at the ripe old age of almost 90, and my Great Grandma is still alive and perfecty happy at 90.

    Niņo & Eliza



  9. #9
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    October 2063, at age 88, of old age

    You have 21456.2 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 33% of your life.

  10. #10
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    I'll be 84, from cancer..

    I don't believe that stuff, though.
    You're the one sure thing I've found so you better stick around...
    Best Fireman in da House´10
    dedicated to the kindest,loveliest and always helpful man that one would be honored and proud to know........R.I.P. Dear Phred

  11. #11
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    I will die of old age, in 2045, age 89


    56% old age
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds

    Weird test ; oh well, I am glad that cancer is nowhere to be found on my list
    I miss you enormously Sydney, Maya, Inka & Zazou Be happy there at the Rainbow Bridge

  12. #12
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    Well, kids, do you want to know how long I will be around to hold the BBQ every summer...............????

    A lot of BBQ's are in my future if this test is accurate!

  13. #13
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    Originally posted by gini
    A lot of BBQ's are in my future if this test is accurate!
    Thank the Lord for that!! Now I can get a good nights sleep.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




  14. #14
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  15. #15
    I'm not sure if I want to post mine.

    January 2006 at the age of 24

    You have 365.2 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 96% of your life.

    Well I guess I can't wait for my birthday next month.

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